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Film School Rejects: Mario Cantone and Olympian Nastia Liukin to ‘Chalk It Up’

  • Mister Hand · 1 year ago
    Hawt.

    Wait--is she of age? If she's not, I would like to amend my previous statement to say...

    Hawt--in a few years. Reserving the right to consider her hawt when it's not pervy to do so.
  • Cole Abaius · 1 year ago
    Handy,

    She lives in Texas - which would be the best state in the US if it weren't its own country - so she's legal next year. So move to Texas, although it won't sound much less pervy.

    How are your daughters doing?
  • Neil Miller · 1 year ago
    She'll be 19 on October 30 (according to Wikipedia). That's legal enough.
  • Cole Abaius · 1 year ago
    Okay, so she's been legal for almost two years in Texas.

    I feel weird, now.
  • Adam Sweeney · 1 year ago
    Down a dark path this line of thought will take us.
  • Mister Hand · 1 year ago
    I could have looked it up on Wikipedia. But that would have required extra typing and my typing fingers were all tired from commenting. So, now that we know she's on the verge of 19, let me just say without reservation...

    HAWT!!

    And... LIMBER!

    That, my friends, is a deadly combination. And by "deadly," I mean, "she can do all sorts of things in bed body-contortion-wise which can be visually and physically stimulating and create a unique, erotic sensation the likes of which most of us are incapable of properly fantasizing about."
  • daviedave_47 · 1 year ago
    Continuing down that path...why bother with a gymnist when a CONTORTIONIST is so much better...they can at least fold themselves in half (backwards), to create something of a "double pleasure."
  • sam319 · 1 year ago
    Oh, god. Mitch Gaylord Part 2? He was another Olympic gymnast who decided to be the lead role in a terrible movie, and now he is more known for the awful movie he starred in rather than his Olympic gold (I think he won gold? Can't remember. I only remember the terrible movie.) This movie with Nastia will surely suck. Considering this girl is an Olympic hero, for her sake, she should not travel down the path of terrible movie making. Yuck.