DISQUS

Sarah Polanco · 1 year ago

Hilarious review that's presumably more entertaining than the movie! Thanks for saving me ten bucks!

biosci · 1 year ago

I just got home from seeing this epic disaster of a film, and I have to agree that the reviewer's comments are right on target. Actually, this movie is entertaining as hell if you add your own Snatch ("What do I know about being a king? I'm an unlicensed boxing promoter!") or Monty Python ("Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.") dialog. Much more fun than the stupefying BloodRayne, though unintentionally so. And if you don't laugh out loud at the line Liotta delivers to Forliani just before the final action sequence, well, you're just not perverted enough. But if you decide to catch a matinee (for the bargain; there won't be any crowds to fight even in prime time), even if you hate it, stay for the song during the closing credits! It will solidify your opinion, one way or the other.

Osiris · 1 year ago

I might go see this, if only for Turkish [Jason Statham]. And I think I'll take biosci's advice
and throw in my own Snatch dialogue throughout!

Mark · 1 year ago

This movie was worse than Boll's usual...and his usual is pretty awful! I'm guessing that this movie was supposed to be at least loosely based on the widely succesful Dungeon Siege Video/PC game. I've played the Dungeon Siege games and I can tell you that this movie is an insult of the greatest magnitude to them all.
Uwe Boll once again cranks out a total piece of cinematic garbage with impunity.
There are characters and storyline events in the movie that thankfully were never in the games. In short..great game..LOUSY movie. Do yourself a favor...play the game...forget about the movie. It's time studios woke up and stopped financing Uwe Boll's movies...German tax laws notwithstanding. It's criminal what this guy does to a movie!

Rob smith · 1 year ago

can someone please tell me what that song is called dureing the credits
the second one

i thought it was a pretty decent movie ... thought itd be much better tho i can see why u say it sucked

Daniel Plainfoot · 1 year ago

Looks like old cranky pants at starseeker.com agrees with you.

Dinosaur Dan · 1 year ago

The second song in the end credits is called "Carry the Blessed Home". It is by the group that did the first song in the credits as well - a group called "Blind Guardian".
I love the QUEEN flavored guitar and chorus work, and found the song available on ITunes. Go. Enjoy.
Something good should come from this. : )