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Film School Rejects: Giveaway: Simpsonize Mother’s Day With Marge’s Book!

Ruben · 6 months ago

If Marge Simpson was my mother. I would bring her Lois Griffin's head on a stake.
Valerie Atherton · 6 months ago

If Marge were my mom, I'd probably get her a box of hair coloring. I say this not because I think blue looks bad on her, I just think that we'd look more like mother and daughter if she had blond hair like me. One halloween I dressed up as a punk rocker and sprayed my hair totally blue and, in retrospection, although it looked really tough, it didn't do much for my skin tone or my eyes. If she didn't want to completely dye her hair, then maybe I could get her an appointment with my stylist for some highlights.
MrDeath · 6 months ago

I'd give her a software that blocks every piece of homedrawn Marge fan porn that might be hanging around on the internet.
kuscuba · 6 months ago

If Marge were my mom, I would buy her a copy of Kill Bill. That way, whenever she wants to, she could watch a woman kick some major ass.
Dan · 6 months ago

macaroni art of course
Raz · 6 months ago

I'd buy her a different colored necklace. She seems to only have one red one.
YazzyDream · 6 months ago

Hm... Well, as an artist, I've got to go with my talents, a painting of her and the kids.
GyPirate09 · 6 months ago

If Marge was my mom, on mother day I'll give her a gift certificate to have her lips done, get a boob job (like that wasn't done before), Butt lift, and some botox.
Peter · 6 months ago

I would give Homer some money and a ride to Moe's, and I would take the kids to the circus or something so Marge would get what she really wants, some peace and quiet.
D Rock · 6 months ago

one of those huge cat in the hat hats
dragonmum · 6 months ago

What Marge seems to need is a safe small enough to fit in her hair. But I think what Marge really wants is for Homer to have that crayon removed from his nose. Brainy, classy Homer - that would make her Mother's Day much easier.
Darren Perleberg · 6 months ago

If Marge was my mother I would get her a copy of "Life Without Soul", a Frankenstein film that is considered lost forever. She would love it, being the only person in the world with a copy of the 1915 film.
Clarker · 6 months ago

I would get her a big bag of cough drops and some cough syrup for obvious reasons. ; )
Phoghat · 6 months ago

coupon book for chores around the house (cut the grass, clean out garage, paint the house etc,) because she has to do these or else Homer screws them up.
Myranda Corby · 6 months ago

Calming Downers, and trip to the spa, to relax! With those CRAZY kids, she needs some relax time
Jill L · 6 months ago

If she was my mom, I would really give her the day off. I would let her leave the house and hire a babysitter to watch over homer and the kids.
Jennifer B. · 6 months ago

I'd send Marge on a cruise without Homer and the kids. She needs a little pampering.
Tracey Byram · 6 months ago

I would get Marge a case of hairspray.
Robert Fantom · 6 months ago

I would get her a case of Duff beer.
DARLA KIDDER · 6 months ago

I would give her a day at the spa.
shannon Baas · 6 months ago

I would send her to a spa for a week.
patrick moran · 6 months ago

an affair with the guy she dreams about
Mary DeBorde · 6 months ago

I would get her a bag to put over Homer's Head
agordon10 · 6 months ago

a haircut
STACEY DEMPSEY · 6 months ago

I WOULD GET HER A NEW HUSBAND MAYBE IN HIS LATE 20'S AND A VACATION TO HAWAII SHE DESERVES IT LOL
Dan Kelly · 6 months ago

I would make Marge a book of "One free hug" vouchers to hand out whenever things get too tough to handle.
Dan Mihaliak · 6 months ago

I would get Marge a makeover she deserves it
A. Nonymous · 6 months ago

I would get her a bowling bowl with my name.
emily Lehmann · 6 months ago

I'm the most like Lisa, I think. So I'd make her a vegetarian supper. ;)
Maria · 6 months ago

I'd make her breakfast in bed, give her a holster so she doesn't have to carry a gun in her hair, and then for supper make her buttered noodles-her favorite food.
Elaine R · 6 months ago

If Marge was my mommy I would get her a day at the beauty salon complete with a new hairdo and color!
MRS.MOMMYY · 6 months ago

divorce from homer and a date with trump
Joanna · 6 months ago

I would pay for a year of online poker for her. She loves online poker.
Alice C · 6 months ago

a new dress :0)
david basile · 6 months ago

a day of beauty at the let me get a little sumthin salon
Barry · 6 months ago

If i was married to Marge, i would treat her better than Homer does.
pamela s · 6 months ago

I'd buy her a huge rolling pin so she could use it on Homer when necessary!!
jennifer m · 6 months ago

A case of AquaNet and a lot of carbon offset credits.
Mike Weisberg · 6 months ago

a hat
Donna Pavcik · 6 months ago

sign me up, l'd like to win
Tammy · 6 months ago

I would give her a day at the spa
Angela J · 6 months ago

I would get her therapy sessions, for Homer!
Valerie · 6 months ago

I love the Simpsons, so funny!
Hm, I would get her a basket filled with goodies
Like cosmetics, food, et
Linda Chaput · 6 months ago

Marge needs to go to a spa and get a massage to de-stress her.The kids are driving her nuts.
Abbyyy · 6 months ago

If Marge were my mom I would get her a flat iron and some hair product. And a new necklace haha.
brenda helgeson · 6 months ago

a flat iron so she can let that blue hair blow in the wind, sexily. oh look beer.....
Danielle Brooks · 6 months ago

I would get Martge a family portrait with Homer not choking Bart.
Debora Heiser · 6 months ago

A personnel Chef for a Year, so she could spend more time with her family, because that's what she likes to do, always being there 4 her family.
Ronald Sublett · 6 months ago

Marge obviously needs a case of rubber gloves to use while washing the many dirty dishes created due to homer's overeating.
Sean W. · 6 months ago

Enough with the spa/salon treatments!!! I would get Marge something she would really enjoy-another Chanel suit to make up for the one she "Frankenstein-ed".
David Johnson · 6 months ago

I'd get her a hair comb.
Laura · 6 months ago

Gift certificate for Moe's tavern and a gift certificate for Krusty's burgers.
Heather S · 6 months ago

I would get her a permanent vacation to somewhere warm...
Lisa Cook · 6 months ago

I would get her a week at Rancho Relaxo. She really enjoyed it the last time she went there.
Sharon H · 6 months ago

Mom Marge would get a neck brace from me to give her some relief from hauling that top heavy hairdo around all day!
Jennifer C. · 6 months ago

If Marge were my mother, I would give her a gift of a free night of babysitting so she can go to get her hair done or go buy a new dress.
Douglas · 6 months ago

I would buy her some blue hair dye... she has to age sometime and need to cover up the grey.
Rich Lawrence · 6 months ago

What else could Marge want if she were my mother. She has Homer and us kids. I guess I'd get her flowers for putting up with us.
kbruson · 6 months ago

I would buy her a few bottles of hair dye
Melissa D · 6 months ago

I would get Momma Marge a bunch of accessories for her pretty hair: a banana clip, some scrunchies, rhinestone barrettes... you get the picture!
Becky K · 6 months ago

I'd give Marge a week at a spa. She'd emerge a new woman after a week of no kids and no Homer! Maybe TWO weeks.
Susan C · 6 months ago

I would get her some Febreeze to chase away the smell of Homer's beer gas!
Amy · 6 months ago

i would give her a break from her a mini vacation to get away from homer for a while
skena · 6 months ago

i would take her to the hairdresser and give her a new haircut & maybe a new dye
Susan Smith · 6 months ago

I would get her a makeover for Mothers Day
Jason Nickolay · 6 months ago

A first aid kit and a day at the spa
christopher h · 6 months ago

great big hair net
joni chadwell · 6 months ago

A gift card to the nearst beauty salon!
wendy wallach · 6 months ago

If Marge was my mom, I would give her a membership to something like " Angies List" so she could find competent workmen when she had a problem instead of letting Homer or Bart mess things up even worse.

madamerkf at aol dot com
beth shepherd · 6 months ago

Thank you for a great giveaway! I would find her a nanny so she could run away to the spa or a weekend getaway with a friend to give her a much needed break. Thank you!
tatertot374@sbcglobal.net
Susan Ledet · 6 months ago

I would get her a cool looking headband to wrap around that beautiful blue hair.
Diane Baum · 6 months ago

I'd get her a gift certificate for a trip to the beauty shop
poopmaster · 6 months ago

I would get her blue nipple rings to match the carpet (wink nod).

Seriously, I would get her a babysitter for a week so she could do things that she really wants to, but can't because the crazy kids and Homer are around.
Ushpa · 6 months ago

A quicky divorce.
Erika · 6 months ago

a "Malibu" hair treatment to take out all the toxins and uber-condition her hair :)
suzie lockhart · 6 months ago

Marge is a mom and she would love a family photo...especially one with Homer strangling Bart, Lisa with her nose pinched close, and Maggie sucking away on the pacifier. thanks for the contest.
susan dot lockhart at gmail dot com
Chrisitna · 6 months ago

If Marge was my Mom, for Mother's Day I would get her some new - good and classic - jewelry! Those fake colored pearls that she has, she's been wearing forever! Also perhaps a more couture outfit!
Ellie W · 6 months ago

I would get her a day at the spa including a total hair make over. Thanks for the giveaway.
djgroz · 6 months ago

Diamond Studded Hair Pick
Ed Nemmers · 6 months ago

I would get Marge blonde highlights.
Mary Ann Sides · 6 months ago

I'd give Marge a year of free manicures and spa treatments.
Mary K O'Royt · 6 months ago

I'd give her free tuition to military school for Bart! LOL!
Marion Burgess · 6 months ago

A new hair do definitely!!
ky2here · 6 months ago

Hairspray so she can jack up that hair.
Patricia Clow · 6 months ago

I would give her the choice of tranquilizers or more blue hair dye!

ThebigwomanB@aol.com
Julie K · 6 months ago

I would get Marge a Canyonero ... F series with the lipstick where the lighter goes.
Gabriel J. · 6 months ago

I would give her a trip to nowhere!
Jaylee · 6 months ago

I would give Marge a real date with the "Brawny" paper towel guy that she has a crush on. Complete with a babysitter and Homer-sitter for the evening.
Kathryn Gutierrez · 6 months ago

funf
Lisa Taylor · 6 months ago

I would buy her a box of yellow hair dye so she could match the rest of the Simpson clan lezanac@yahoo.com
AmandaG · 6 months ago

If Marge were my Mom, I'd get her a pool for the backyard so she could have fun with all the kids through the coming summer.
Trisha · 6 months ago

i would get her some new pearls and a new dress!
wanda flanagan · 6 months ago

I would give marge a week at an artist retreat where she could paint and relax
Mishia · 6 months ago

If Marge were my mom I'd get her a s modern little black dress and a zebra print pearl necklace! Rawr.
Samantha D · 6 months ago

If Marge were my mom I'd get her a day at the spa and then try to talk her into getting a tattoo.
kathleen yohanna · 6 months ago

I would buy Marge a good hair brush and some pretty barretts for her long blue hair.
Ann · 6 months ago

I'd love to give her a spa day!
jayne · 6 months ago

A day at the spa!
Brooke · 6 months ago

Oh If Marge was my mom.... She would find a new Clam shaped necklace holder, some new blue dye (she dyes her hair if you didn't know), a little something to protect her hair from olding Maggie in it, and of course a romance night in the bath tub with Homer....
kathy pease · 6 months ago

id get her a makeover that hairs gotta GO!!!!
susan · 6 months ago

If she was my mom I would buy her a spa certificate give her some time to relax.
Joe Spatafora · 6 months ago

My choice for a mother's day gift...... battery-powered christmas lights for her hair

great giveaway!

my fingers crossed!
Angie P · 6 months ago

I'd give her a pair of earplugs and a flask filled with the beverage of her choice.
katiea · 6 months ago

I would have to get Marge a Monkees boxset (on vinyl of course, they don't have cd).

The Simpsons is the best show ever created. Period. Ever. Waffles.
gkran · 6 months ago

I'd get her a heart locket with all the kids pictures in it :)
Janet · 6 months ago

a photo album :)
Helen · 6 months ago

If Marge were my mom I'd buy her hair accessories.
Kayce C · 6 months ago

I'd get her a toy.
Kelly F · 6 months ago

A haircut.
tung ton · 6 months ago

a housekeeper
J Chaborek · 6 months ago

I'd get her two months of maid cleaning services & a gift certificate to Sprawl Mart.
tany · 6 months ago

If Marge was my mom I'd get her a weekend at a resort and let Homer take care of the kids so he realized all that she does!
Sabine Blanch · 6 months ago

A perm... and hair color kit
Theresa Dell · 6 months ago

I'd give her a weeks vacation for 1 so she could get away from it all.
Belinda Shaw · 6 months ago

If Marge were my mom, I'd send her to a spa to get a day away from Homer and the kids!
RobertFure · 6 months ago

If Marge was my Mom I'd give her the papers proving I was adopted and then give her the [EDITOR'S NOTE: This is beyond acceptable, Mr. Fure]
Veronica Garrett · 6 months ago

I would get her a room at Trump's Plaza Atlantic City and let her High Roll.
Nyuel · 6 months ago

If Marge was my Mom, I'd give her some time off and I'd do the housework for a day. Just one day.
John Deal · 6 months ago

I would give her a trip to a luxurious spa, so she could pamper herself for awhile.
Renee We · 6 months ago

My mom Marge would receive a haircare gift pack filled mostly with hairspray, mousse and other hair gels.
Ardy22 · 6 months ago

Ha! I would get Marge a big box of lollipops
Chrysa · 6 months ago

A toaster oven.
Lily Kwan · 6 months ago

I would get her a new apron.

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