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  • Alex · 1 year ago
    Not really sure where your unfunny jokes on Biden came from. I'm not really sure where your joke about failure comes from - the dude has been the successful chairman of the Foreign Relations committee for some time. It seems like you read a quick story on him and decided to throw joke darts at someone you really know nothing about...
  • Robert Fure · 1 year ago
    Yeah, Cole, aren't you aware that you can't make fun of the Democratic nominees? You're obviously evil and stupid and hate America and love Bush and are a hater of individual liberties! Boycott Cole Abaius! NO MORE JOKES. NO MORE JOKES. NO MORE JOKES. We won't stop until there is no laughter at the expense of others! NO MORE JOKES.
  • Alex · 1 year ago
    That's quite a big jump don't you think Robert? How can I be anti-laughter when the jokes aren't funny?
  • Robert Fure · 1 year ago
    ahaha. You do have a point, Cole is almost inhumanely unfunny.
  • Cole Abaius · 1 year ago
    I know Biden well enough to have made small talk with him at an event several months ago. He's a great man with an incredible foreign policy vision. I also run into him at Jimmy T's all the time - although that might be fellow-failed Presidential also-ran Chris Dodd. All white people look alike to me.

    The jokes were about his failure at running for President. Sorry - unjokes. I, as you can read in my official platform statement, am anti-laughter.

    And now I'm name-dropping. DC really is like Hollywood for ugly people.
  • Robert Fure · 1 year ago
    Cole knows Biden well enough to have served him drinks, I think he meant.
  • Cole Abaius · 1 year ago
    You don't have much time with a man when you're parking his car for him, Fure.

    On a complete tangent, I love it when people write "Please enter me," on our Giveaway comment boards.