DISQUS

Film School Rejects: Five Reasons Not To See ‘The Happening’

  • kenny · 1 year ago
    o my goodness! i went to the premier and i think you literally read my mind... a stated everything you did. that was totally wierd reading your article because i feel like i wrote it. the part about his movies getting progressively worse is totally true and this on was totally predictable. i actually blurted out towards the end of the movie that the reason everyone was commiting suicide was because they were actually watching the movie themselves, most the theatre started laughing. and as for his cameo's i don't understand how he is a director because his acting always seems so forced and phoned in(especially in signs... MEGA CREEPY!). btw there was a guy two seats down from me in a baseball cap who looked just like m. night but i'm sad to report he did not stand up and say "ha! i got you!" but that could be due to the fact that he didn't really get anyone on this one... i'd put that under the worst movie i've ever seen in my life. i laughed more than any thing. yoou know when you have such an unfortunate and bad day that it becomes funny after a while. that's this movie! my favorite part personally was everything involving that random old woman especially the part where she put the doll in the ben to make it look like it was her but it was lik 1/16 her size but mark wahlberg started talking to it anyways. it was like they ran out of funding for the movie so they had to use one of m. night's barbies, c'mon you know that pretentious creep plays with them. i salute you brian gibson and if you have written a book or ever do write a book i will buy it and read it in a HEARTBEAT. we think the same my friend
  • B4tS · 1 year ago
    Watch the move yesterday,
    I think the movie is...........SUCKS
    It's gonna take a long time to forget how bad the movie is

    ps: One of the worst movie of all time, potentially razzie awards for worst movie
  • Chris · 1 year ago
    I hear the "twist" is that they're promoting it as being R rated, but in actuality, it's PG-13.

    WHAT A TWIST!
  • Josh Radde · 1 year ago
    Brian, thank you for the opening paragraph. People seem to be confused with my article, which was essentially "How Night lost his way." That being said I have in my possession two tickets to Incredible Hulk tonight. I may go see the Happening sometime this weekend, perhaps post-ganja.
  • Josh Radde · 1 year ago
    And besides Brian, you put that Bush quote in there only furthering my comparison of Shayamalan to the Bush Admin. Thank you for validating my article. :)
  • Jeremy M · 1 year ago
    I hate how they are promoting this thing..

    "His first R RATED FILM!! OMG!"

    Lame...
  • Johnny Boy · 1 year ago
    Though Unbreakable, Signs and the Village were not as popular as the Sixth Sense, those
    films were still successful as a film. People act like he's the worst director ever which
    definitely is not true. Seriously, his only big flop was Lady in the Water... (unless you want
    to count Praying with Anger and Wide Awake).
  • Edward B · 1 year ago
    Listen-this guy DOES need a tump (thump for the unaware) in his mout (mouth for the unaware) as soon as he's seen on the street. Please refer to point#6 of my HULKed out rant in this weeks Boiling Point 'cause recommending this guy's movies, is a surefire way to get yourself shot, maimed, or instantaneously lose friends. As for the dude's comments above me-SHHHAAAAAD UP!!!! This movie director's a lame, straight up, & each movie after the AWESOMENESS that was 6th Sense, this guy's been seeing a dead movie career, accept he, (& those who employ him and pay to see his movies), is too dumb to see it's his own. So, I am not surprised to see that the initial backlash of his latest tripe is negative and I for one am excited to go help HULK SMASH his movie after work this afternoon! So, BOOO! M. Night Shyamalan's movies-(which clearly AREN'T "happening")-& HOORAY HULK (& BEER) (See Red Stripe Beer Commercials to appreciate my ending more)!!!!!
  • Edward B · 1 year ago
    For those of ya'll too lazy to look it up, I thought I'd take the liberty to cut/paste it over here, so enjoy...

    6) M. Night Shyamalan. He needs a good punch in the mouth for every movie he’s put out since 6th Sense. That movie was incredible and awesome w/the twist at the very end. But Signs/The Village (10 punches in the mouth for that!)/Unbreakable/Lady in the Water/The Credit Card commercial & whatever other crap he’s put out is another boiling point! How could you come w/a wicked a$$ movie like 6th Sense and then flop everytime after and have people cuss your wisp of a soul for supporting your garbage and still sleep at night? Anyway, he deserves a HULK SMASH!! in his a$$!!!! & now he’s going to ruin one of the few decent cartoons out right now in a couple of years when he finishes puking out Avatar : The Last Airbender!!! ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!! He’s the one who needs to get The Message and stop making garbage movies!!!
  • Johnny Boy · 1 year ago
    I think the guys here are jealous cause a guy like Shyamalan despite his mixed reviews on
    his films still makes a career in the film industry... And he does so outside of Hollywood...
    while people here are (as the site's name implies) Film School Rejects. Shyamalan is and
    will continue to be a major player in the industry and I wouldn't be surprised if he continues
    his success even if every single film he makes for the rest of his life is progressively worse
    by "some" peoples standards..
  • kenny · 1 year ago
    question. did you see the happening? i loved the sixth sense but the happening had no structure, plot, resolution or purpose... clearly you haven't seen it so don't defend something you don't know about
  • Neil Miller · 1 year ago
    @Johnny Boy

    Hey now, don't lump us in together... Brian may be jealous of Shyamalan, but that
    doesn't speak for the rest of us. I don't dislike the guy -- his movies have never
    interested me, but then again, it's just not my genre.

    As well, I would point out that our own Kevin Carr wrote <a
    href="http://www.filmschoolrejects.com/reviews/the-happening-creeped-me-
    out.php">a very positive review of 'The Happening', going against even many of the
    "more respectable" outlets...

    Just because the name says "Film School Rejects" that doesn't mean you should make fun
    of us.. We didn't say mean things about your mom...
  • Brian C. Gibson · 1 year ago
    Neil...I would say something about his mom, but a gentleman never tells
  • groonk · 1 year ago
    The Happening is just Blue Gender in frail disguise

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_Gender

    and i didn't like BG much either.
  • Johnny Boy · 1 year ago
    ok, sorry for my previous posts. there was no need for me to be rude...

    Seriously though, Shyamalan is a competent filmmaker despite the reviews his films get.
    Basically all I'm saying is that he'll continue to make films, regardless of hat the critics
    and even the general public say.

    Also, Shyamalan gets a lot of hate even before people see his movie. it's analogous to
    the new hulk movie and Ang Lee's 2003 version. It's not like its a flop, but it definitely
    didn't get the success predicted, and because of that people treat it as a flop... Same
    thing with Shyamalan's films. I'm defending the filmmaker, not his film.
  • Johnny Boy · 1 year ago
    Also, a note about Hitchcock- there was a period in his career where his films weren't
    exactly the greatest... some of his early films before Notorious in the 1940s, and also after
    Psycho... His prime was in the 50s, but he also had points in his career when his films
    weren't well received. Same thing with other filmmakers... including Shyamalan.
  • Timmay · 1 year ago
    havent been to a movie in years because i just lost the feel of how amazing they truely are. this will not make me go back for another year and im serious
  • Katja · 1 year ago
    Okay, here's the deal, people.

    Alfred Hitchcock was brilliant and there will never be another like him.

    The Sixth Sense was legend. It's the kind of film that most filmmakers try their entire lives to make, and fail.

    If the only criticisms that people can make about M. Knight Shyamalan is that he can't live up to (1) sheer brilliance, or (2) himself, then he's pretty damn good.
  • TopDogHoncho · 1 year ago
    Katja says:
    June 17th, 2008 at 1:59 pm

    Okay, here’s the deal, people.

    Alfred Hitchcock was brilliant and there will never be another like him.

    The Sixth Sense was legend. It’s the kind of film that most filmmakers try their entire lives to make, and fail.

    If the only criticisms that people can make about M. Knight Shyamalan is that he can’t live up to (1) sheer brilliance, or (2) himself, then he’s pretty damn good.

    It only proves that he's a hack that got lucky.
  • Un-Zealous · 1 year ago
    You do realize that even bad publicity is good publicity, right? Shyamalan is a decent film maker. And yes, I did the Happening, and I liked it well enough. Was it as good as his best film? No. Was it horrible? No. Was it twist-centric... I think not. Too many people either love him unconditionally or hate him for everything besides Sixth Sense. Why can't everyone just chill about him.

    The Village goes in the category as this movie for me. I thought the Village wasn't horrible, although not good. It's problem was that it was hugely twist-centric, where as the Happening scores points because it's more so about the people's reactions, in my opinion.

    Suck it Trebek.
  • Glyph · 1 year ago
    Everyone keeps saying "His movies after the Sixth Sense were all very bad!"

    And to that, I say that all of you are entirely crazy.

    The Sixth Sense sucked ass just as much as the movies that followed it. Sure the twist itself was good, but the whole thing was boring and slow, just like what all of his other movies sound like (I don't know about whether they actually were or not. After seeing Sixth Sense and Signs, I said "He fooled me twice, no more").

    Even watching the trailers for these movies, it's painfully obvious that it's going to be exactly the same as all the others. Boring characters who are confused about what's going on around them try to figure it out in a boring and extremely long-winded and drawn out manner. Then comes the "surprise" twist, which anyone with half a brain has already worked out an hour or so beforehand. And in each movie, the "surprise" twist is even more obvious than it was in the last movie.

    Why do people still pay money to go and watch this shit? Even this movie, the twist was so extremely obvious that they had to put together the most vague and awkward sounding trailer together just to try and keep people from guessing what was going to happen. I mean, "The Happening"?! What the hell kind of name for a movie is that anyways? Why not just call it "SURPRISE, YOU JUST WASTED 10 BUCKS!" and be done with it?
  • paresh · 1 year ago
    i must watch it.
  • FuckShyamalan · 1 year ago
    Worst peice of shit, i have ever seen.
    If i would cut my dick off after bashing my face in, during a portugese breakfast, it wouldn't even be close to the feeling of watching that god damn *film.

    *doesn't even deserve to be called a film. I will thus call it dirt.