DISQUS

Mister Hand · 1 year ago

Attempting to take down a violent criminal inside a crowded diner. Nice police work.

There was a time when Tiffany used to make me hurt in my pants when I was wearing jeans just thinking about her. How the mighty have fallen...

C.S. Lewis Jr. · 1 year ago

Neil...I take it you're not a big UFC fan? I just found it a bit strange that you used that first pic in the review but failed to mention MMA's Rich Franklin in his acting debut. I'm now halfway interested just to see what he is capable of, however I am expecting very little.

Jonathan · 1 year ago

Looks terrible.

Big Dumb Ape · 1 year ago

Actually, she IS getting help from the costume department. Based on this clip, they're clearly trying to dress her more drab, so that something like a flannel shirt can hang loose and not cling tight or really define her body. In other words, they want you to think she only looks bulky because of how she's dressed and because she's trying to stay warm. That's a good costuming trick, but you simply can't hide a face. So when she turns towards the camera at reacts at the 11 second mark, there's no missing the double chin and weight she's put on. But who knows? Maybe she's secretly pregnant or something like that. Either way, here's wishing her well and hoping it's not due to a medical condition or anything serious.

Then again, what doesn't make sense to me is that you'd THINK that once the producers thought to themselves, "Hey, let's hire Tiffany Amber-Theisen! She's a cutie!"...and once she walked in the door for a meeting and presented herself out of shape and so much heavier...that the producers would have said, "Oooh...no...sorry. Not quite what we had in mind. We didn't know that your appearance had changed so much." I mean, yes, she has SOME name value based on her TV past, but at this point it isn't SO bankable that she couldn't have been easily replaced by a more "in shape" B or C level actress. So something seems funny there as well. So who knows? Maybe we'll all be surprised and under the clothes she really IS in good shape still...

Adam Sweeney · 1 year ago

Let the Tiffany Amber-"Thigh"sen jokes begin.

David G · 1 year ago

Oh snap! Franklin in a movie! He'll at least be better than Couture was in Scorpion King 2.heh. I cant wait to see his chops outside of the octagon! And is it my imagination or does Theisen look like she has some fuzz on her upper lip? Whoa, that totally shatters my whole world!

David G · 1 year ago

sooo when does this come out? Theatres or straight to dvd?

D Train · 1 year ago

Find...the...frikkin...key...Don!

Theatres for sure.