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By the way, Jim, "self-masturbatory" sounds a bit redundant. ;)
doesn't meet your elitist and pop-culturally educated standards in storytelling, plot
regulation and character development (based in old fashioned cinematic notions of what
is right and wrong), it is just an incoherent failure. You deemeth so and so it is.
wow, you're so right! it's almost like you were there standing next to the director during
the entire production! How omniscient! everything would be so much easier if we all
would just follow the accepted standards wouldn't' it.
thank god that we have such elitist rules of film standards to save us from having an
uninspired film industry that tosses out blockbuster trash like Cloverfield or 5 useless
Will Ferrell comedies a year. (oh, hey, wait a minute...)
how silly of all the fans to be so naive and suckered into Southland Tales' shallow and
simplistic whims. It is right for us to be berrated at the hands of you learned pop-culture
genius' who are thankfully here to enforce quality and standards.
how could i forget, i'm just a pretentious, art school, indie, too cool for school fanboy (or
whatever derrogatory nickname you call me), and i should consent that the conventions
of storytelling have never, and should never change. Because it's not like the greeks
didn't write 10,000 word song poems with an ever-interchanging cast of humans and
gods, that all needed to be committed to memory, each one of them with their own
twisting, sordid stories.
Rolls eyes and groans.