DISQUS

Film School Rejects: Cher’s Manager Talks About Ridiculous Catwoman Rumor

  • HempKnight757 · 1 year ago
    I'm calling b.s. on this one
  • Mister Hand · 1 year ago
    A Catwoman "in the twilight of her years?" Holy Face Lift, Batman! Now pushing 70 (that's right... SEVENTY), Cher is HARDLY in the twilight of her years. She's like... watching the last limning of sunlight as it disappears over the horizon.

    Scratch that.

    The sun's done gone DOWN on this woman. It's like... in the MIDNIGHT of her years. And I'm not talking about the happy funtime of college-days midnight. I'm talking, "I took my Geritol six hours ago and now I gotta take a whiz but I CAN'T FIND MY DAMN WALKER HOW AM I GONNA GET TO THE BATHROOM?!"

    In summation: I concur with HempKnight.
  • Robert Fure · 1 year ago
    Would be better than Halle Berry.
  • Nevernude · 1 year ago
    "Would be better than Halle Berry"....

    mmm well not quite as boner-raising as Halle
  • Aleric · 1 year ago
    How about Jessica Alba, she at least has the look of the cat woman of the comics and she has experiance climbing buildings in Dark Angel.
  • Adam Sweeney · 1 year ago
    in response to Mr. Hand's comment- "The sun’s done gone DOWN on this woman."

    As have Sonny Bono, Richie Sambora, the Lollipop Guild from the Wizard of Oz, and anyone who has a vowel in their name. Fure, I know you did at least twice.

    If this rumor is true then they can use the title of "The Killing Joke" because it will be the death of a budding Batman franchise.
  • Robert Fure · 1 year ago
    Three times, Sweeney. And the third was last weekend! YOWZA!
  • Adam Sweeney · 1 year ago
    Haha, Fure. Now that's what I call a spicy meatball! Okay, I have no idea what that means, just felt appropriate in responze to the YOWZA!
  • Scorpio · 1 year ago
    I actually think that Cher would be an interesting choice, showing Catwoman in here twilght years. An over-the-hill vicious older woman, who is fed up with everything and wants to go out in style.
  • Stefan · 1 year ago
    "If i could turn back time" seethru outfit + sailorboy henchmen + whip. So wrong & yet so right.
  • Cole Abaius · 1 year ago
    ...and yet so wrong.
  • Adam Sweeney · 1 year ago
    Why not just cast the Golden Girls, what's left of them, and go for the trifecta? You know Bea Arthur would kick Cher's ass.
  • daviedave_47 · 1 year ago
    Hell...Bea Arthur can kick Batman's ass...she's just too much man for the next movie.
  • ILRYN · 1 year ago
    "I FOUND SOMEONE", that will ruin the franchise..so "SAVE UP ALL YOUR TEARS" , cause its
    to late to "TURN BACK TIME" on this "HALF BREED".