DISQUS

Film School Rejects: Celebrate Monty Python and Win an iTunes Gift Card Worth $50!

  • Joshi · 11 months ago
    I'm not a US citizen, but screw that if I'm not answering these questions for funzies.

    1. Sir Joshi of Sunderland

    2. I seek the Holy Grail (of movies)

    3. Blue...wait...AAH!
  • Tony Bowman · 11 months ago
    1. What is your name? Sir Anthony the Lionhearted

    2. What is your quest? I seek the Grail!

    3. What is your favorite color?! Blue...no! Red!...No blue!
  • Nicholas Ramey · 11 months ago
    1) Nicholas of Newnan
    2) I seek the card!
    3) Blue!
  • Shannon_Sanford · 11 months ago
    1. What is your name?

    I am the Lady of the Lake distributing swords

    2. What is your quest?

    I seek the Holy Grail shaped iTunes card.

    3. What is your favorite color?!

    Blue!
  • jack2jack · 11 months ago
    1) Lady J of Nothingham (by way of San Diego)
    2) To steal the Holy Grail (of course)
    3) Blue (no it doesn't match my eye color)
  • jack2jack · 11 months ago
    1) Lady J of Nottingham (by way of San Diego)
    2) To steal the Holy Grail (of course)
    3) Blue (no it doesn't match my eye color)
  • Sydney · 11 months ago
    My name is Syd the Vicious.
    I seek the magical iTunes giftcard.
    My favorite color is majestic blue.
  • Kristina · 11 months ago
    1. Lady Kristina of Pennsylvania
    2. To find the Holy Grail.
    3. Green. No... BLUE! ....aaaaaaahhhhh.....
  • Wes Rand · 11 months ago
    1. Squire Wes of Marlborough
    2. The Wholy Grail
    3. Elderberry
  • Walter Woods · 11 months ago
    1. Lord Stig of Torblington
    2. To find the Holy Grail
    3. Magenta
  • Aaron White · 11 months ago
    Already a subscriber, so moving on to...

    1. Sir Aaron of Maple Grove (oh...it's not a very good name, is it?)
    2. I seek the victory in this contest!
    3. Blue.
  • D-Rock · 11 months ago
    1. Sir Ulrich of Lichtenstein
    2. To find the Holy Grail.
    3. BLUE!
  • Alericc · 11 months ago
    1. What is your name?
    Sir Aleric of Goth

    2. What is your quest?
    To find the Master Key to all the Chastity Belts in Enland

    3. What is your favorite color?!
    RED......no wait BLACK.
  • Jean D. · 11 months ago
    1. What is your name?
    Suzy, Countess of Creamcheese
    2. What is your quest?
    A grail of hot black coffee. It's fifteen below zero outside. HOT coffee, I sayeth!
    3. What is your favorite color?
    Lewis Black
  • Chuk son of Jeffery · 11 months ago
    What is your name?
    --It is I, Chuk, son of Jeffery Lebowski, from the castle
    of Chippewa. King of the Cheeseheads, defeator of the Minnesotans, sovereign
    of all Wisconsin!

    What is your quest?
    --I'm looking for a girl that has... a certain... special...

    What is your favorite color?
    --Antioch beige
  • John S. · 11 months ago
    1. Friar John of the Arid Zone

    2. To seek the grail!

    3. "That's no ordinary rabbit" white.......with some red in there too.
  • judy brittle · 11 months ago
    What is your name?
    Lady Sorrowful
    What is your quest?
    To find happiness for all the land (or at least for me to win)
    What is your favorite color?
    Majestic Rose
  • Debra Bashford · 11 months ago
    1. Debra the Frigid
    2. I am on a heat seeking quest
    3. Brass ball gold
  • Jason Stack · 11 months ago
    1) Jason the Addicted.
    2) To win the prize of the iTunes gift card.
    3) Black, the color of Dick Cheney's heart.
  • andy e. · 11 months ago
    1, drew the receding hairline
    2. quest for fire
    3. mauve
  • daviedave47 · 11 months ago
    Okay...let's see...
    Subscribe - check.
    Legal resident of the US/Canada - check.
    Enter prior to Jan 21st - check.
    Name - Sir Brian of the Surgical Tech clan of the US Navy.
    Quest - To learn about swallows (i.e. "It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut").
    Color - Royal blue.
  • Ralph Siegel · 11 months ago
    1. Sir Monty of Pythonia
    2. My quest is to acquire the Tunes of Eye
    3. My favorite color is asparagus green, of course!!
  • Ryan Walker · 11 months ago
    1. Sir Not-Appearing-In-This-Film
    2.To be granted the Monty Python Grail
    3. Blue AND Yellow
  • Ceciliarose · 11 months ago
    Ceciliarose
    I seek the majestic creature known as itunes.
    Purple ones true color
  • Joanne Schultz · 11 months ago
    Dame Joanne
    Quest is to acquire a jackpot-winning Megamillions or Powerball ticket
    Favor color is Royal Blue, of course!
  • Darren Perleberg · 11 months ago
    1. King D of Winter Pleather
    2. To obtain the Super Banana
    3. That would be Blue
  • arielle · 11 months ago
    1. arielle
    2. to win this giftcard!
    3. black ;o)
  • colten edwards · 11 months ago
    1. panasync/noun/q
    2. to be Lord of IRC
    3. yellow
  • Marilyn Wons · 11 months ago
    My name is Marilyn Wons
    My quest is to find the Holy Grail
    My favorite color is blue
  • Ken Robinson · 11 months ago
    1. What is your name? Ken Robinson
    2) What is your quest? To find the Holy Grail
    3) What is your favorite color? baby blue
  • Peter Duthoy · 11 months ago
    1. What is your name?
    Peter Duthoy
    2. What is your quest?
    to win this and avoid bunnies
    3. What is your favorite color?!
    brown
  • Tim · 11 months ago
    What is your name? Sir Timothy of the Celts
    What is your Quest? The Grrrrrail
    What is your favorite Color? Well, what is the airspeed velocity of an unladen EUROPEAN swallow?
  • MackB · 11 months ago
    1. I am King MacBeth the Gallant
    2. To vanquish the viscious Chicken of Bristol
    3. Grey?
  • Landon Johnson · 11 months ago
    1. Sir Landon Of Johannesburg

    2. To Win Awesome Prizes

    3. Red, for it is the colour of my vanquished enemies.
  • Landon Johnson · 11 months ago
    Oh, and I am from Canada, that Ok?
  • JASON JENNINGS, Sr. · 11 months ago
    NANE IS JROCK
    QUEST IS TO BE HAPPY
    COLOR BLUE
  • Rita M · 11 months ago
    1. Rita (just a humble peasant)
    2. To Live Another Day
    3. Green
  • Margaret Smith · 11 months ago
    1. Madam Missy
    2. My quest is to get these voices out of my head and have tunes floating there instead.
    3. Favorite color...red...what every Madam loves.
  • janeh · 11 months ago
    1.Lady Retro
    2.To travel back in time
    3.Blue
  • Kat · 11 months ago
    1. Kat
    2. The I-Tunes card.
    3. Silver
  • agordon10 · 11 months ago
    Sir Surly the serious.
    to put peter piper in his place
    cameroon
  • mverno · 11 months ago
    susan varney to live and let live green
  • Michael Paul · 11 months ago
    1) Mike
    2) To live well
    3) Blue
  • baggypants · 11 months ago
    1) Lady Gregory of Arimathea
    2) To win the Holy Download of Antioc
    3) Mac Apple Red
  • joni chadwell · 11 months ago
    joni
    to make lots of $$$ in my lifetime
    burgundy
  • Karen B · 11 months ago
    1 - Karen B
    2 - To win this contest
    3 - green
  • Linda · 11 months ago
    Princess Linda of Lancaster
    To live long and prosper
    Red
  • Sara Denhart · 11 months ago
    1. Zoot

    2. To attend to your every need

    3. What do you mean? The physical or physiological quantification of color?
  • Angie L · 11 months ago
    Lady of the Sacrificial Lambs
    I seek the holey card
    Brown
  • Linda Chaput · 11 months ago
    I am a subscriber.
  • Raz · 11 months ago
    1. Raz
    2. To learn the meaning.
    3. Black
  • Angela S. · 11 months ago
    Name: Lady Angela
    Quest: To find a job
    Favorite Color: Red
  • Jason_Reneau1 · 11 months ago
    1. Hubert M. McGillicutty VIII, aka The Duke of Pissininmybritches, aka Steve
    2. My quest is to find a quest, then go on that quest, so that I can begin questing for whatever it may be that I need to be questing for.
    3. My favorite color is any color really, as long as it doesn't resemble feces or blood... So i guess that would leave out brown, and red, and I guess green because whenever I have Taco's I usually take a big steaming green pile of... Oh and I also don't like colors that remind me of sunsets, water, Rutabaga's, saggy breasts, or Lemon ma rang pie with chocolate sprinkles and a little glass of freshly squeezed pickle juice.
  • christopher h · 11 months ago
    1 christopher
    2 i seek a shrubbery
    3 blue
  • Twinkle · 11 months ago
    Madam Twinkle of the Northeast
    To win the Itunes card so I can add grooves to my new machine
    Turquoise
  • Trevor P. · 11 months ago
    1. Trevor
    2. To buy some things on iTunes
    3. Green
  • Frank Vasquez · 11 months ago
    1. Sir Frank.

    2. To seek the Grail.

    3. 'ey. Tha's not much of a queschen, now ehs et? I mean, how're y's'pos'ta judge hoo wins based on their favourite colour? Right loony, y'are. Or mus' be! If y'needs t'know, an' needs be knowin', it be Crayola Macaroni & Cheese.
  • Charles · 11 months ago
    1: What is your name?
    Sir Charles of Cleveland

    2: What is your quest?
    To obtain the itunes holy grail!

    3: What is your favorite color?

    Is that a african or european swallow? Wait! AHHHH, red!
  • Christina G. · 11 months ago
    1. Christina G.

    2. To get something for nothing.

    3. Yellow
  • Cynthia C · 11 months ago
    1. Fair Maid
    2. To Prune Shrubbery
    3. Blue
  • Gena · 11 months ago
    1. What is your name?

    Dutchess Ravenwaves

    2. What is your quest?

    To win the Monty Python prize and destroy Lady Lovely Locks

    3. What is your favorite color?!

    Clear
  • david basile · 11 months ago
    man of lamoncha
    to slay windmills
    red
  • ellen cunningham · 11 months ago
    I'm Lady E of Raynham
    I seek music
    purple
  • Susan · 11 months ago
    I am Queen QQ
    I seek all the music there is for my iPod.
    Green is good.
  • Kate · 11 months ago
    1) What is your name? Lady Katharine
    2) What is your quest? To find the Holy Grail
    3) What is your favorite color? Blue, no wait green AAAAHHHHHHHhhhhhh.......
  • Eileen D · 11 months ago
    1. Eileen of Everywhere
    2. My quest is to never pay retail.
    3. My color is blue.
  • Jason · 11 months ago
    1. Cardinal Fang
    2. To punish non-believers and bring forth the ideals of Fear, Surprise, Ruthless efficiency, and fanatical devotion to the Pope.
    3. Red - like the blood of the infidels.

    "Nobody expects the Spanish Iquisition!"
  • Renee_C · 11 months ago
    1. Renee C.
    2. To seek the Holy Grail and other treasures, hint hint!
    3. Blue no AAH!
    4. Realizing that while I enjoy all things Monty and Python, I may be a bit out of my league.
  • Heather · 11 months ago
    1 -- Done! I'm already subscribed
    2 -- We seek the grail!
    3 -- Blue!
  • Trisha · 11 months ago
    whitetrashtrish
    seeking tunes for spawn
    neon green
  • Louis Huf · 11 months ago
    1. My name is questionable
    2. My quest is to find the holy grail
    3.black
  • Denise · 11 months ago
    1. LIDARKSIDE
    2. To educate people that there is no difference between the Republican and Democrat candidate and that everyone is bought and paid for by corporate American who are the ones really in control.
    3. Black
  • Beverley Justice · 11 months ago
    Beverley
    Peace
    Blue
  • Caroline Morin · 11 months ago
    1. Lady Caroline of Brantfordshire
    2. Thy winneth!
    3. Crimson
  • Mike Weisberg · 11 months ago
    Mike
    the 2nd coming
    blue
  • Jen S. · 11 months ago
    1. Jen the Impaler
    2. To get the answer
    2. black
  • Anne L. · 11 months ago
    1. What is your name?
    The Gnarled Hag.
    2. What is your quest?
    I seek the "Elixir of Instant Size 6".
    3. What is your favorite color?!
    Blue!
  • Jacob · 11 months ago
    1. I Am Sam

    2. Quest for Camelot

    3. The Color of Money
  • Brandon · 11 months ago
    1. Sir Brandon the Great
    2. To find the card that holds the key to magical music.
    3. Blue
  • Alex · 11 months ago
    1. Sir Stein of Bern
    2. To find the holy grail
    3. Yellow, no blue
  • Cynthia · 11 months ago
    Lady of the coast
    To find peace
    sky blue
  • Annie G · 11 months ago
    1. Sir Luke
    2. to slay the dragon, of course
    3. Teal
  • jonathan · 11 months ago
    1. My name is Kyle... no wait I meant Jon!!! It's Jon!!!

    2. I ummm... ummmm... I think that... my quest is to control the world or I think it was to
    to become a famous knight... I suppose that my quest is to become the greatest wrinkle chaser EVER!!!

    3. My favorite color is Phthalocyanine Green, with a hint of Dioxazine Purple and a little Alazarin Crimson
    on the side, and possibly a few sprinkles of Raw Sienna.
  • ewalsh · 11 months ago
    1) My name is Tim: I... am an enchanter.
    2) My quest is ....... Um I have no quest. Is that a quest in itself?
    3) My favorite color is Blue! No. Yelllllooooowwwwww....
  • Cary G · 11 months ago
    Sir Cary, the not so brave.
    To have an argument.
    Semprini! colored.
  • coriwestphal · 11 months ago
    1. Cori W.
    2. I seek free music.
    3. Black
  • johnny · 11 months ago
    1. Mike
    2. The I-Tune card.
    3. Black
  • Danny · 11 months ago
    1. PUCKU

    2. The neverending quest for muff

    3. Aubergine
  • David Siegfried · 11 months ago
    1. Baron Von Siegfried
    2. To Conquer Baron Lands and Make A New
    3. Crimson
  • Karen Gonyea · 11 months ago
    Zoot.
    I seek the Holey Card.
    Black.
  • Erica C. · 11 months ago
    1. Erica
    2. Feel amazing everyday.
    3. Green
  • Ravi · 11 months ago
    1. Ravi
    2. Win the iTunes card and download music with it
    3. Blue
  • Tracey Seutter · 11 months ago
    1) Princess Tracey the Bold
    2) Seeking the Holy Itunes card
    3) Tarantula brown
  • Dani · 11 months ago
    1. Lady Dani of Damesville
    2. More men, of course. That's what the dames want.
    3. Red
  • John Stetson · 11 months ago
    John XIII
    To rule the world
    Brown
  • Kim · 11 months ago
    1. Goddess of and Debauchery
    2. Indulgence
    3. Red
  • Carla · 11 months ago
    1. What is your name?
    Carla
    2. What is your quest?
    I seek the itunes card
    3. What is your favorite color?!
    Blue, no Yellow
  • kirsten · 11 months ago
    Frau Wagner
    To slay all that is evil in the world
    Fuschia
  • stacey dempsey · 11 months ago
    ROSWELLO
    I SEEK TO WIN MUSIC FOR MY KIDS
    PURPLE
  • Crys · 11 months ago
    1. Kristal von Scheissberg

    2. The Tunes of Eye.

    3. Red
  • Teresa Hoyt · 11 months ago
    1. Lady de la Noche
    2. My quest is to have the Holy Grail bequeathed unto me!
    3. Silver
  • julieh · 11 months ago
    1. Sir Spamalot 2. Find the Holy Grail of course 3. Salmon pink
  • Leslie D. · 11 months ago
    1. Leslie
    2. To find the Knights of Knee
    3. Green
  • Krista Clark · 11 months ago
    1. Krista
    2. I quest for more itunes downloads
    3. My favorite color is orange
  • Thomas Semesky · 11 months ago
    1. Sir Bacon Grease
    2. To be able to touch my toes again
    3. Blue
  • Karen · 11 months ago
    Krunkhorn
    to own the itunes card
    orange
  • Patti Sherman · 11 months ago
    *My quest is to be the best Red Hatter ever
    *Lady Gem
    *Purple
  • Richard Adams · 11 months ago
    1. Sir Rickie
    2. To retire
    3. Red
  • Riles · 11 months ago
    Riles
    The meaning of iTunes
    Grey
  • Karen Simmons · 11 months ago
    My name is Karenlee and my quest is the six five tall dark and handsome at the gym.OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH!!!!! He will be mine!!!!!
    Purple is my fave color.
  • Leann S · 11 months ago
    1. My name is She Who Must Not Be Named
    2. My quest is a self cleaning castle.
    3. My favorite color is 42.
  • Alice T. · 11 months ago
    1. Ali of PA
    2. I seek the best movies of all time
    3. Green
  • Kate T. · 11 months ago
    Kate T.
    Max Payne
    Purple
  • Sandra Schmidt · 11 months ago
    1. Princess of the Pea
    2. Tunes for my head
    3. red
  • Maureen · 11 months ago
    1. Lady Crouse of Cali

    2. To win the contest

    3. Red
  • phillip stacy · 11 months ago
    Duke of Earl
    restore monarchy
    green
  • Crystal F · 11 months ago
    Crystal
    To get enough money to live comfortably
    lilac
    Thank you!
  • Angela Palmer · 11 months ago
    1. What is your name?
    Lady Lobster of Opera

    2. What is your quest?
    To download the grail

    3. What is your favorite color?!
    African or European?...sorry wrong question... green
  • Jay French · 11 months ago
    1. What is your name? Myron the Sage

    2. What is your quest? The Ark of the Covenant, oops, wrong one

    3. What is your favorite color? Aquamarine, err....
  • Teresa · 11 months ago
    My name is- conqueror
    My quest is- perpetual motion
    Fav color is- green
  • Gloria Dornin · 11 months ago
    Gloria Dornin
    To own the tunes card
    Blue
  • Kelly · 11 months ago
    (1) Trey Parker III
    (2) To live another day
    (3) red
  • Ron Miller · 11 months ago
    Barracudaron
    To win this gift card
    blue!
  • carolyn · 11 months ago
    karo, to learn it all, purple
  • Julie K · 11 months ago
    1. Julie K
    2. To survive the rabbits
    3. um, yellow?
  • Geoff zK · 11 months ago
    1. Dame Judi Dench
    2. To find the holy Gail (King -- you know, Oprah's best friend)
    3. Karen Black
  • Drumkirk · 11 months ago
    1. Sir Kyle of Pitman
    2. I seek the meaning of life
    3. Green, for it is the color of the Shrubbery
  • Rita A · 11 months ago
    Lady of Keys
    To seek a download
    Blue!
  • Aruiette · 11 months ago
    1. What is your name? Auriette

    2. What is your quest? to win the Powerball.

    3. What is your favorite color?! Purple.
  • Tamara Burks · 11 months ago
    My name is Tamara, my quest is for the Holy Sanity (given how many members of my family go off thier spool) and my favorite color is black.
  • Samantha Pruitt · 11 months ago
    1. Sam the Truth Seeker
    2. To teach the world how to use their Heelys!
    3. Green
  • Michael Erdelyi · 11 months ago
    Michael Erdelyi
    I Quest A Quest
    Blood Red
  • Michael Erdelyi, I · 11 months ago
    I Michael Erdelyi Am the Best fame from Music is My quest my Blood Red is my favorite color and i like your site
  • Vanessa Hunter · 11 months ago
    1. Lady sitonerrump
    2. To work as little as possible
    3. Sky Blue (for daydreaming)
  • Jackie Stott · 11 months ago
    Lady Jacquely of NC
    To be of maximum service to God and my fellow man
    Yellow
  • Jennifer Barr · 11 months ago
    Against Me, "New Wave
  • jennifer · 11 months ago
    oppss...i had too many pages up at once and posted on the wrong form. lol

    Answer to this one is:
    jennifer
    to win the itunes gift card :)
    blue
  • Amy_Tucker · 11 months ago
    1. Amy
    2. To get more music for my IPod
    3. Green
  • Cathy King · 11 months ago
    Catherine the Great
    To find the Holy Grail or Ark of the Covenant
    Blood Red
  • mike pease · 11 months ago
    mike p
    world peace
    blue
  • arvard · 11 months ago
    1. Madam Missy
    2. To be a great artist
    3. Red
  • Mar · 11 months ago
    1. Marsmit
    2. To say "Bingo"
    3. Yellow
  • Buddy Garrett · 11 months ago
    1. Akrinon 2. The Meaning of Life 3. purple
  • NJ · 11 months ago
    norm
    my quest is music
    far infra-red
  • Daniel M · 11 months ago
    1 Dan M
    2 survive another day
    3 black
  • Alan D · 11 months ago
    1. Alan

    2. Peace (all colors, all varieties)

    3. Chocolate
  • Kathryn Moran · 11 months ago
    1) Katy
    2) To win te iTunes gift card
    3) pink
  • Eanel Lee · 11 months ago
    Puff
    Find land called honah lee
    violet
  • Lily Kwan · 11 months ago
    1, Lily
    2. to gain knowledge
    3. pink
  • Pamela White · 11 months ago
    1. Calgirl
    2. Sunshine on a rainy day.
    3. Yellow
  • Rosanne · 11 months ago
    I seek to win this-the color pink
  • Allison Brunner · 11 months ago
    1. Sir..oh, wait...Lady Angel
    2. I seek the truth
    3. purrrple
  • donnak4 · 11 months ago
    Donna K.
    Live
    Pink
  • Lori · 11 months ago
    1. Her Omnipotense
    2. To have as much fun as possible
    3. Green-who could live with out chlorophyll?
  • Sandy M · 11 months ago
    Sandy
    I seek happiness and health for my loved ones
    Green
  • Adam · 11 months ago
    1. Adam the Arrogant
    2. I seek to win the prize.
    3. Black
  • Sahid · 11 months ago
    1) Sheikh Sahid of Arabia

    2) To find oil in England :P

    3) Green