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CAGE: I make a Bangkok Dangerous/Ghost Rider crossover.
BYRNE: ... The Apocalypse.
Cage: Exactly.
*no blue ray... Just saw that.
CAGE: It says right here in my contract that a freaky-ass hair do isn't required in this particular sci-fi film.
BYRNE: Too bad you didn't have that clause in your Bangkok Dangerous paperwork, man.
Nic: It's a letter from my mother... Dad is fine she writes but still hasn't fully recovered after seeing me in Ghost Rider.
Nic: How was I to know what would happen?!? I mean, he saw Deadfall! He knew my range of acting. He knew what powers I possessed.
Nic: My acting is like a high pitch sound you can't hear or a gust of wind you can't see... watch to much and you get burned.
*I don't have Blu-ray but I wanted to play anyways.
Shit.
10 MINUTES LATER
MY EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYES! OW, MY EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYES!!!
Rose: Like what?
Nic: I don't know, maybe some weird paranormal glasses.
Rose: Oh, that sounds useful, you don't think we will need them later and they will become annoying to have to use at every obstacle do you?
Nic: Probably.
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BYRNE: Is that the code that could save us all?
Cage: No its the top 100 best fart jokes of all time................Smelt it dealt it... gets me everytime:)
Do you think I should check "Yes" or "No"?
putting your right foot in, then you put your right foot out, then
you shake it all about......
I know this isn't easy for you to hear, but I have left you for your cousin Vinnie.
Signed,
Ramona
P.S. Can I have my Weird Al Yankovich CD back?
BYRNE: Hmmm....
CAGE: Don't eat the tuna on rye. It's a clue!
BYRNE: Yeah?
CAGE: Oh, wait. Are we still filming American Treasure?
Byrne: I know who we need. Is there a 24 hour CVS nearby?
Cage: You're right ! The fate of the world must now rest in the hands of the only one who can
decipher this!
Byrne: Only the pharmacist could read this in time to save us now!
Byrne: You're getting it. Keep trying.
Cage: caaa...caaat...cat
Byrne: Very good. Your reading skills are really improving. At this rate, you'll be reading at a 1st grade level within a year!
Byrne: You're getting it! Keep trying!
Cage: caaaa...ca...cat!
Byrne: Execellent! At this rate, you'll be reading at a 1st grade level within a year!
Byrne: Whats this right here?
Cage: It also says hell freezes over.
Byrne: So its apocalyptic.
Cage: My acting always is.
I do have a Blu-Ray, and I'd love to win this! Thanks for the giveaway!
Oh, It's just a note from my Uncle Francis thanking me for not using the Coppola name. And to remind because of the incident with the turkey baster I can't come to any more thanksgiving dinners.
What happened with the turkey baster Nic?
I would tell you but then we would lose our PG-13 Rating.