DISQUS

Film School Rejects: Caption Contest: Win Some Cool ‘Blood: The Last Vampire’ Gear

  • FirstPartyPanda · 4 months ago
    "Oh crap, I think i left the front door open...no, not now focus, focus, focus... the dogs gonna get out..."
  • mergedloki · 4 months ago
    "I swear to god if ONE vampire sparkles even a LITTLE. I'm using this damn sword on myself."
  • ray · 4 months ago
    I swear I did not watch that video or answer any phones!
  • chappiemooch · 4 months ago
    You better stay back. Didn't you see what I did to the guy in My Sassy Girl? I'm a serious K-pop bad-ass. And you? You weren't even good enough to make it into the Ring or the Grudge.
  • Aleric · 4 months ago
    "Braids are too in this year Bitch!!!"
  • thrillkill · 4 months ago
    "I see you Cousin It style is strong, but do you think you can stand against my mastery of Quasimodo Stance?"
  • SayaIsabella · 4 months ago
    "Screw Onigen! Must...keep...eye...on...demon...camera!"

    (if this doesn't make sense, watch some of the "making of" footage: http://www.allocine.fr/video/player_gen_cmedia=...)
  • Debra Bashford · 4 months ago
    I should NOT have worn a thong to a sword fight.
  • mash29 · 4 months ago
    "Hmm, you look familiar......aren't you the ghost from the Ring movie?.....wait, now i remember the directer said there'll be a cameo appearance by her to pay homage to vampires......uh right...onwards...
  • wir113 · 4 months ago
    "I wonder if Uma is available to show me some moves..."
  • Chris · 4 months ago
    Taste blade, Cousin It!
  • ImaniFa · 4 months ago
    Welcome to the Samurai Salon! Now let me take a look at you to see how I can best frame your pretty face! Hmm... this may take awhile...
  • life180 · 4 months ago
    I definitely haven't eaten any food in this entire movie. Damn I feel light headed!
  • JAY_2D2 · 4 months ago
    How can I kill this bitch if she ain't a vampire?.......Why am I doing here with Samara?
    Did somebody send me here..to another failed attempt to make a "Ring"sequel?
  • Michael Helmers · 3 months ago
    First you see the ring... then some shaggy bitch in a kimono disappears yer friggen neck. Fuck my life.