DISQUS

Film School Rejects: Caption Contest: What are the Fat Guys doing with Jack Bauer?

  • Garnet Leib · 2 years ago
    Talk or we'll fatten you up!
  • Brian Gibson · 2 years ago
    You know, i have heard if you are cold...body heat helps
  • Brian Gibson · 2 years ago
    (Kevin Bad Guy) Who said he could use my beard and mustache trimmer!?!
  • romy · 2 years ago
    i dont know where is he going can you tell us
  • Kristi Gilleland · 2 years ago
    Right. That's how you do the Heimlich self maneuver
    if you choke yourself. If you have to, use a chair for more force.
  • Tim · 2 years ago
    Dammit! I told you to bring me Fidel! I have no use for Keffer Southerland.
  • Belinda · 2 years ago
    Jack couldn't imagine torture much worse than he had already endured until he learned that they were taking him to Paris . . . not the city but the star of "One Night In . . ."
  • berwyn100 · 2 years ago
    I guess not wearing a suit gave me away
  • Chrystal Jones · 2 years ago
    The captured prisoner look must be in this season.
  • Judith Musick · 2 years ago
    YOU'LL HAVE TO KILL ME TO GET MY MICKEY MOUSE WATCH!
  • Harry Barbee · 2 years ago
    yes i let one on the plane
  • mm · 2 years ago
    If I stand still the bald beast to my left won't see me...much like the t-rex he tracks his prey by motion.
  • mary · 2 years ago
    Jack knew he was insane when his guardian angel, a crotch-grabbing fat guy, materialized above his left shoulder.
  • mary · 2 years ago
    Jack,dressed as Jesus, stared ahead in disgust...this was the worst Halloween party he had ever attended...two Jimmy Kimmels, one human Pez dispenser, and an R. Kelly look-alike. Totally lame.
  • Rose Ardanaz · 2 years ago
    ohhhhh...I really need to find a mens room
  • Susan Ledet · 2 years ago
    Why is the half naked fat guy in the background playing with himself while I'm soaking wet and freezing my ass off with these goons.
  • Jim Moss · 2 years ago
    So, Jack, any special DVD requests?
  • Chris Ilcisko · 2 years ago
    So.... Any of you know where i can get some more Christmas Ale?? My buzz is starting to fade fast.
  • Mike Hobbs · 2 years ago
    Please dont yell at me. Im sorry i just wanted a hug.
  • mm · 2 years ago
    Jack decided trendy facial hair should be left to the fat guys.
  • Jim · 1 year ago
    Damn it! I just can't help bending my woody!
  • Bev · 1 year ago
    Tell us now, who's going to be acting in the next big movie!!!
  • Jean Logan · 1 year ago
    They DO all look alike!
  • Dan · 1 year ago
    I guess I should've payed attention to the words to "Santa Claus Is Coming To Town" because these guys were definately NOT on my CHristmas list!