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Film School Rejects: Boiling Point: You Have 1 Unread Message

  • Ann · 1 year ago
    The only thing worse than cell phones at the movies are the giggling teeny boppers at the movies. I actually pay more to go to the cinema down the street that bans anyone under 18 from movies starting after 9pm.
  • Nish · 1 year ago
    Its pretty gay. You would have thought if they were expecting importatn messages, they wouldn't go to the cinema!
  • white slave jew · 1 year ago
    I'm usually to busy giving girl some of my brain in the theater to be worried about my cell phone. hats off.
  • Chris · 1 year ago
    I'm with you, Robert. Technology is the bane of the filmgoers existance. I don't see why some folks pay money to be (or with hopes to be) entertained, but feel compelled to do something else. If it's that important, don't go to the movies! I'm sick of distractions like that. The theater is like my personal Mecca. How many folks do this sorta nonsense in church (wait... don't answer that)?

    I've actually upset a few people by walking up to them in the theater if they're on their phone and asked them if they were to pay for the price of my ticket, then they could yammer on or check their e mail or whatever to their hearts delight and I wouldn't bother them. Several times, I've gotten them to stop through the embarassment of being yelled at by some stranger. And once I even got my ticket price of 7.50! Sure, they kept looking at their phone and illuminating the area around them, but at least I didn't see my ticket price to go waste.
  • Bill Brasky · 1 year ago
    I wish when people went to purchase a cell phone ... they had to take a ten minute online manners class.

    1. If you are purchasing something ... off the phone ... a cashier shouldn't have to talk over you to get you to sign the receipt

    2. Movies ... nuff said

    3. Carpool ... make calls to take care of responisbilities, but no one wants to listen to your BS talk to your significant other about how your day went.

    4. At a restaurant with someone ... take off your bluetooth and enjoy the company of you are with.

    Most of these offenses are of the 18 and under, but I do see the 18+ Dbags occassionaly
  • Valiant Coward · 1 year ago
    I just went and saw a movie last night and there was quite a bit of this going on. What is more annoying to me is the idea that whenever a big gun is shown, someone does something bad A, or something explodes you must yell out and laugh. I live in a military town and the military guys are horrible about this. Went and saw a PG-13 movie but based on the amount of cussing yelled out as loud as possible from about 2-3 guys in the audience it should have been rated R. Yes, that gun that they used to shoot Hulk with was BIG, but do we really need the F-bomb yelled out as loud as you can yell?
  • Supernetuser · 1 year ago
    I put away my cell phone, I don't have an Iphone yet seeing as I do not check my email in the theater. Why bother? I go to the movies to get away from this thing - otherwise known as my computer. People have forgotten how to socialize, and even how to be out in nature without some form of tech interfering. Just thought I should mention that, thanks.
  • white slave jew · 1 year ago
    like i tell my mid wife. if i don't like what you are saying get on your knees so i don't get mad
  • Adam Sweeney · 1 year ago
    You couldn't be more right, Robert. I saw the Dark Knight and there was a guy next to me texting every half minute. What made it worse is that I swear his phone was set to some bastardized version of Ricky Martin. (Isn't that the same thing as regular Ricky Martin?) When the scene came where the Joker had the cell phone inserted into the criminal I had to fight from looking to the guy and saying "How about we have a case of life imitates art, only this time we shove the cell phone up your ass?

    Nice Boiling Point. Maybe we can print it out and hand them as programs at out local theaters.
  • Aleric · 1 year ago
    Sad to say but 90% of the guilty parties in the incidents I have dealt with were all people under the age of 21. I normally give them one or two incidents and nasty looks from those around them before I interject my opinion of their behavior. It helps that I have that "mess with me and die" look but still I don't mind being the bad guy if it means I can enjoy the rest of the movie in peace.

    The bottom line is that it is a basic erosion of personal values and manners from the last 20 years. Most people under the age of 30 seem to beleive that no matter what they do it is alright because they think it is. Seems they were never taught by their parents to respect others especially in public. So it falls on the rest of society to jar them back into reality.
  • Reggie D. · 1 year ago
    OMG!! Finally Somebody has a point!! They should add in the movie announcement besides refraining from talking during the movie or turn off your cellphone is do not flash your cellphone or use your cellphone during the movie time it is annoying. otherwise get up and walk out the theater. GEEZ!!!
  • skittle bits · 1 year ago
    Nice rant, Robert. I've seen my share of cell phones in the theater, including someone making phone calls, as in, more than one, during a movie.

    Fortunately I'm blessed with tunnel vision, but my boiling point came when someone fell asleep and began snoring loudly and wetly in the chair next to me. Not only that, but he was huge, spilling into my seat, and when he jolted himself awake he checked his cell phone twice at various points, and it was all during the premiere of the The Dark Knight. I swear I gave him mercury poisioning when my fat-bastard-tolerance thermometer exploded in his face.

    Uh, happy cellphone-less movie going everyone!
  • breton · 1 year ago
    Is this to say that cell phones aren't banned from your local theaters? Or that people only associate that warning with ringtones. 'Cause aside from during the pre-previews film-roll, when people are turning OFF their cellphones, I haven't had a problem with it.
  • Nate · 1 year ago
    I agree with everything except the part about checking what time it is. Sometimes if you find yourself at a really boring movie, pulling out your cellphone to check the time becomes inevitable. Take today for instance when I went to see Brideshead Revisited. I couldn't believe how freaking long that movie was and I did check the time on my phone a lot, although there wasn't hardly anyone in the theater and I only used the front screen of my phone, I didn't flip it open so there's was hardly any light emitted.
  • Nate · 1 year ago
    Oh, and how about for your next boiling point you rant about babies in theaters. It seems like a guy can't even go to see Harold and Kumar 2 without somebody carrying their screaming kid out of the theater. No joke, that really happened.
  • Cole Abaius · 1 year ago
    How dare you mock me and SxyMamacita4242's love. It's real, and if I don't check her electronic sweet nothings every five minutes and respond, she's going to think I've abandoned her.

    When you find love, you'll understand.
  • Will Emero II · 1 year ago
    Huh.

    Not to hijack the thread, but are the movies you are seeing not engrossing enough to hold your attention while in the theater?

    Or is it a tiny attention span?

    The only folks people watching in a darkened theater are timid voyeurs and the incredibly nosy.

    Mind your own and watch the screen.

    Thanks
  • Robert Fure · 1 year ago
    @Will

    I go to the Arclight Hollywood, which is a tremendous theater, but even there, you can see and be aware of other people. And when someone in the next row pulls out a cell phone and lights it up, it draws the human eye. Some of the theaters nearby have balconies and when I saw Tropic Thunder, I was up there, and anytime a cell phone came out below, it was eye catching, no matter how much I was into the movie.

    I would love to mind my own and watch the screen, as you put it, and I could, if everyone else had the decency and respect not to bring their business into the theater. A movie theater is not a public park or a street corner. It is a business that runs on the idea of presenting a movie in total, immersive darkness. Someone talking on their cell phone or waving a light around disrupts that process. Sure, some theaters serve dinner and create a unique experience, but that's the keyword - unique, not the norm. In the theaters I attend, the rule is be silent, be unobtrusive, and keep the phone put away. Some people, ignorant of the experience of others, do not heed these common principles of politeness.

    @Cole
    Your love is both a sham and a shame.