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Boiling Point: Too Early to Talk Avatar?
And probably had more than one vagina.
And probably had more than one vagina.
For now, we shall both have to settle for finding kinky girls at Comic Con who don't mind body paint.
And secondly, you don't "explode" in space, but our bodies are held together mainly by the constant pressure the atmosphere holds on us. Therefore if you were in space without a suit, without atmosphere, you don't have that pressure. So your body "falls apart". So yes, in essence your eyes would indeed come out of your head.
sound- okay, no sound in space. But if were talking about movies, well.....it just doesn't seem appropriate to have no sound for extended sequences of film. You might as well argue that life doesn't have a soundtrack. It's there to ensure readability, besides, whose to say that the sounds aren't being recorded from inside said ship?
Hovering- well, besides the fact that you what you mean to talk about is GEOSTATIONARY ORBIT not GEOSYNCRONOUS ORBIT, both are currently achievable and physically functional. Pluto has a geostationary moon, and I'm pretty sure it doesn't have thrusters.
Falling into the Sun- well YEAH. But falling into the sun is the same damn thing to have an unfueled trajectory heading toward a star. It just so happens that 'falling' is the only word in our vocabulary to describe it. I'd take this one up with oxford, not hollywood.
Boiling Blood/Instantly Freezing/Burning Up/Instant Death- All solid points
Slow lasers- well aside from the fact that 'lasers' aren't in any of the big films (we have turbolasers, phasers, etc.), this logic entirely depends on point-to-point motion. Whos to say that these 'slow lasers' follow such a trajectory? For all we know, turbolasers spin about in an elliptical EM singularity, which happens to travel slowly. Or perhaps with phasers, a narrow confinement field constricts the photons en-route, to ensure the payload is explosive? Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic....
Humanoids- Well, for any species to be capable of developing technology, certain biological constants ARE necessary. Bi-opposable thumbs, bipedal, etc. These are biological necessities to manipulating ones environment. So as a geneticist: Can you get these patterns in anything other than a humanoid, carbon-based lifeform? No. It's simply not possible, at least, not by the science supporting your claim.
Gravity Stuff- nonsensical planets aside....there is a known planetary habitation restrictive field. One in which all stars possess: A point in which hydrogen exists in a liquid form, and therefore, any Earth-sized planetoid with sufficient mass can sustain life (given the proper condidtions). And the likelihood of these planets existing en masse, appears to be growing as we discover more and more extrasolar planets. In fact, a good candidate has already been found within 10 million lightyears of our own solar system. but given our limited knowledge of extrasolar planetoids, we really don't have the evidence to even build statistics upon.
Dogfights: Well, wings aside, dogfights in space WILL happen....when space is militarized. Watch BSG. the value of small autonomous vessels in space to accompany capital ships is obvious, especially when one considers the use of kinetic energy weapons to provide flak fire as a basis for shielding against guided missiles (which happen to function perfectly well in space) And another valuable piece of military fact that many people seem to overlook. Streamlined vessels would decrease the size of the the target in head-on-head exchanges... It's much easier to hit a jet from an angle then it is from directly in front or behind behind. An aerodynamic design makes sense.