DISQUS

Bill Brasky · 1 year ago

WOW! You hit 2 of my 3 major rage factors ... Jonah Hill's popularity and the Trick R' Treat cocktease ... just missing the HALO movie's failure to launch.

Cole Abaius · 1 year ago

Jesus Christ in a handbag, you're angry. You know what pisses me off? Stream of conscious writing with a ton of CAPITALIZED LETTERS and exclamation points!!

Seriously, take that shit to Aint it Cool News.

Oh, and civil rights abuses. I get pretty fired up about those.

Free Tibet.

Robert Fure · 1 year ago

COLE! MAN. You make me angry!!!! ENOUGH punctuation for you???? DAMN. I'm going to PUNCH your FACE! YEAAAH.

heh.

Edward B · 1 year ago

These are some of the things that really grind my gears:
1) Spider-Man 3 & Superman Returns-A couple of tear jerks away from officially being Jane Austen movies and a complete dump on two of my favourite superheros! I mean, the Boy Scout would NEVER have a bastard child nor would he of done the deed w/Lois and him not tell her the truth about CK!! PLUS-HOW THE HELL DOES EVERYBODY & THEY MAMA SUDDENLY LEARN THE TRUTH ABOUT Spidey's true identity?????? WTF!?!?! That was such a stupid plot development and since it never happened in the comic arcs-(until he "came out" due to Tony Starks tricking him into doing it w/the recent Civl War)-until just recently, why would they do it in the movie??? These piles of turd deserve to be thrown into the Phantom Zone and pooped on by Zod every hour on the hour.
2) Kristen Dunst. To quote Stan Lee, "'nuff said", 'cause if I really "HULK IT OUT" ya'll gon' have to take down my posting.
3) the press meshing together two actors names when they're dating. Uggh! I'm sick of hearing terms like "TomKat" or "Brangelina". Like Hollywood these days, the media that utilizes this method and encourages it is so unoriginal and overblown. As a human with an actual brain in my head that I actually use, this is the utmost in garbage and needs to be stopped!
4) The abuse of nostalga to milk/bilk the fanbase of an existing franchise or to regurgitate crap and call it a new vision of an old classic. STOP THE MADNESS & actually try to come up w/something original. & when you actually achieve this, (e.g.-Knocked Up), please don't make it an instant triology. I'm tired of being hyped up for something I love and grew up with, (e.g.-Transformers, ThunderCats, or G.I. Joe), getting made into a movie and then subsequently ruined by those holding the keys to the kingdom. Furthermore to that, they push all that crap on our kids and they think that's alright, 'cause they don't know any better. STOP IT!!!
If you're gonna make a movie about an existing franchise, do it right or don't bother and don't take liberties in introducing new characters or changing names 'cause you can. Plus, encourage original thought and art to truly bring the umph back to the silver screen.
5) My wife called it years ago, she told me that we're living in the age of the trilogy. Whilst this is true, if the series ain't good enough the first time, can the idea of making (at least) two more. Furthermore, if the first movie's da bomb-& you're going to clearly take a trilogy run at it, please be sure that the subsequent movies that follow are just as good if not better. Think Star Wars (Episodes IV-VI) not the Spider-Man 3's of the world, (those we could do without).

& that's, what really grinds my gears right now.

Edward B · 1 year ago

6) M. Night Shyamalan. He needs a good punch in the mouth for every movie he's put out since 6th Sense. That movie was incredible and awesome w/the twist at the very end. But Signs/The Village (10 punches in the mouth for that!)/Unbreakable/Lady in the Water/The Credit Card commercial & whatever other crap he's put out is another boiling point! How could you come w/a wicked movie like 6th Sense and then flop everytime after and have people cuss your wisp of a soul for supporting your garbage and still sleep at night? Anyway, he deserves a HULK SMASH!! in his a$$!!!! & now he's going to ruin one of the few decent cartoons out right now in a couple of years when he finishes puking out Avitar : The Last Airbender!!! ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!! He's the one who needs to get The Message and stop making garbage movies!!!

D Train · 1 year ago

Uwe Boll!!!!! RAGGE!!!! It's time to die, motherf*****!!!!!! If you see me on the street you better hope I don't have a gun taped to my back, cuz it's yippie ki aye time. B*tch.
Jessica Alba!!!! RAGEE!!!!! You are the worst actress ever AND you are the only girl in Sin City who wouldn't get naked. You think you're too good to get naked in a good movie? No way b*tch. Get the f*ck over yourself. You're headed for Shannon Elizabeth-town.