DISQUS

Film School Rejects: Another Hot Burn Notice Giveaway, That’s How We Roll

  • Bill Brasky · 1 year ago
    canned for running an illegal midget fighting ring in my backyard, and I am stuck in Detroit
  • Debra Bashford · 1 year ago
    canned for giggling when things get serious and not sure I would want to be stuck in Dildo Newfoundland
  • aquaman · 1 year ago
    Canned for placing comprimising pictures of leader's wives on my myspace page. I would not want to be stuck in any town in Greenland.
  • Barbara Baker · 1 year ago
    I would have been canned for being drama queen of the century and I wouldn't want to be stuck in any place on earth, but Texas!
  • Christy Schultz · 1 year ago
    Fargo North Dakota to be sure.
  • Chuk · 1 year ago
    Hey, I was "spying" on the director's wife... not "peeping"... And for that they ship me off to Chippewa Falls, Wisconsin?!
  • D-Rock · 1 year ago
    Canned for spending too much time watching movies and I'm stuck in Point Place, Wisconson
  • Michael · 1 year ago
    Canned for spying on the wrong people in compromising situations (hey, at least I'm being honest) and I would be stuck in Bumblef*ck, Tennessee without abilities to watch movies. The hoooorror!
  • Syd S · 1 year ago
    Canned for hiring a stunt double and I wouldn't like to be stuck in Brunswick, GA.
  • Kangaroo Be Stoned · 1 year ago
    I take orders from no one, especially when said orders make no sense at all. I do things my way. If I have to blow things up to get the job done, so be it. if I have to kill to get the job done, so be it. My superiors couldn't take such insubordination, so I got canned. As long as I am not stuck in the southern U.S., I'll be fine.
  • Carla Pullum · 1 year ago
    I am stuck in California and would get canned for snitching!
  • Alvin · 1 year ago
    Let's get stuck in Poland.
  • Jon · 1 year ago
    Marlborough, Massachusetts
  • Danelle · 1 year ago
    Canned for taking bribes (and other assorted perks) and stuck in Newark, NJ
  • Jason R · 1 year ago
    I'd get fired for using my suave and sexy spy moves to get with half the world's population of women, which backfires when I get a half dozen paternity suits, and then after being fired I wouldn't want to be someplace where anybody could find me.
  • Chris F. · 1 year ago
    Canned for shooting at people too much, stuck in Amarilllo, Texas,
  • Tony M · 1 year ago
    Canned for blogging about my missions on myspace and I wouldn't want to be stuck in East St. Louis.
  • Marlene · 1 year ago
    I'd get canned for eating or taking the evidence (I love souveniers). I wouldn't want to be stuck in Detroit, Michigan.
  • Ty · 1 year ago
    Jersey City, New Jersey. If you've ever been there you will know why....
  • kelvin hobson · 1 year ago
    let me win!
  • supremejred · 1 year ago
    I would get the boot for a lack of respect of my superiors. I have a short fuse with
    disrespect directed towards me so I would end up going off i'm sure.

    I would hate to be stuck in any city that's crime rate is high.
  • Brian · 1 year ago
    I would get canned for driver my Dodge Charger on spy missions. Terre Haute, IN
  • Cinexcellence · 1 year ago
    I would probably get canned for sleeping on the job. And it would suck to be stuck in Bruges.
  • Danny Davis · 1 year ago
    I would have gotten canned for doing my bosses wife and daughter together. I would least like to be stuck in Buffalo, NY for the rest of my life.
  • Robert Wise · 1 year ago
    I would get canned for swearing too much. I wouldn't want to be stuck in Beeton, Ontario.
  • Geri · 1 year ago
    Canned for smacking a "helvin kobson" in the face with a trout but would really hate to be shipped off to the North Pole. :)
  • Danielle Brooks · 1 year ago
    I would get canned for stalking the presidents daughters, sleeping with them, and getting in good grace with his twins to get close to him to assassinate him. I would not want to be stuck in Baghdad, Iraq.
  • Danielle · 1 year ago
    I would get canned for stalking, and taking photo's of celebrities in the nude, selling the photo's to magazines for bonus stuff, and money. While I was supposed to be working other jobs. I would not want to be stuck in the North Pole.
  • Jonathan Goodell · 1 year ago
    I would probably end up in whatever town Osama Bin Laden is in. And he would kill me just because I'm American.
  • Clayton Hannah · 1 year ago
    Canned for doing half the amount of work in twice the amount of time, I would not want to be stuck in Shafter, California
  • Sean · 1 year ago
    I was burned for selling overly elaborate gadgets to Sharper Image customers. I am stuck in Bakersfield, CA.
  • Linda Pinto · 1 year ago
    I would probably get fired for wanting to think for myself. I would least like to live in Phoenix, AZ
  • kathleen swaney · 1 year ago
    i would probably get canned for making too many lists and i wouldn"t want to be stuck in Washington dc
  • Carolyn · 1 year ago
    I would probably get fired for doing everybody elses job. (Im a mom) and I would not want to be stuck in Cairo, Illinois
  • Joan Greaton · 1 year ago
    Canned for not following the chain of command. I would hate to be stuck anywhere where there are poisonous snakes and spiders.
  • Shakeia Rieux · 1 year ago
    i would get canned for talking too much,and i would not want to be stuck in any part of texas
  • Victor V. · 1 year ago
    Canned for using the Company's internet site to do my deeds and I would hate to be stuck in Houston, Texas.
  • Michelle L. · 1 year ago
    I'd get canned for framing other employees to conceal my identity and avoid bringing attention to myself. The city I would hate to be stuck in is Birmingham, Alabama.
  • Gena · 1 year ago
    I would get canned for telling secrets. I would hate to get stuck in Mexico. I don't speak the language and I like to drink water.
  • Marie · 1 year ago
    Canned for passing out "Professional Spy" business cards. Turns out they frown down on that kind of publicity. They stuck me in Totonto.
  • CAROLYN · 1 year ago
    BURN NOTICE THIS!
  • Kristie Belding · 1 year ago
    I'd have gotten canned for not having half the mad skills of MacGyver.
    Least likely to be in any of the MidWestern cities/states.
  • Jacob · 1 year ago
    I would get burned for selling fake ID's to underage kids. They would be great quality. Then they would stick me in Newark.
  • Big Word · 1 year ago
    I'd of been burned for refusing to follow through on an assassination plot of another nation's leader after uncovering my own government's true intentions of wanting to cease control of that country in order to break into that part of the world after many rejections from the surrounding nations' leaders. I'd go on the run but if I got caught, I'd probably be stuck in Thunder Bay, Ontario or Iqaluit, Nunavut-yeeesh! Cold as cold & nothing to do....hoo-rah.
  • Big Word · 1 year ago
    & btw...where in the blue blazes in "Totonto"?
  • MS · 1 year ago
    canned for having one too many martinis with the boss's wife and most definitely newark, NJ. sorry, newark.
  • jan H · 1 year ago
    I was canned for not wearing my glasses on an assassination mission. Please don't make me live out the rest of my life in ... Flint, MI.
  • gordon · 1 year ago
    I'd be fired for not taking all orders and get stuck in Baudette MN--the coldest, dullest tiny town near the MN/Canada border!
  • Olive · 1 year ago
    I would have canned for being to snarky to my boss, not that THATS ever happened before....
    I would never, ever like to be stuck in Sioux City ,Iowa.
    They don't call it "sewer city" for nothing!
  • Jake · 1 year ago
    I would get canned because they finally got around to checking out my resume and discovered it was embellished. As punishment I am stuck in Kansas surrounded by corn.
  • Patricia Simpkin · 1 year ago
    I'd get canned for spilling the beans. I'd hate to be stuck in China.
  • israel y · 1 year ago
    get canned for sleeping in on the job. would least like to get stuck in russia
  • keith james · 1 year ago
    canned for not being a team player, detroit
  • Lisa Cr · 1 year ago
    I'd probably get canned for surfing the internet too much on the job! Also, I'd hate to get stuck in Montgomery, Alabama...don't ask why!
  • J · 1 year ago
    D.C. only criminals have access to guns there
  • JC · 1 year ago
    Canned because I don't speak Spanish, which is necessary for the job as I was working within the US. As a result I am stuck in Louisiana in a swamp town (Not a major city).
  • E · 1 year ago
    Spy organizations probably expect their agents to *not* run away when somebody points a gun at them...yeah...I'd get burned pretty quickly. I'd rather not have to go to middle-of-nowhere Indiana.
  • Marina · 1 year ago
    I was probably canned for flirting w/ some handsome fellow spys...and I would hate to be shipped off to a hot, desert-type location such as Iraq!
  • Richard Brandt · 1 year ago
    "Fraternizing" with the enemy. Houston.
  • Jacob · 1 year ago
    Turns our I had previous done some spy work in the recent past for another agency and this broke their non-compete agreement. who knew they were so ethical. So, they put me in Montana so there would not be anybody around to spy on.
  • brett · 1 year ago
    i got canned because a short fat spy can only go so far.(seriously how many people can you possibly catch in a chase) although stealth is a good thing of mine.....i can disguise myself as a lawn gnome
    and to top that off i got canned and left in minneapolis mn because it is freaking cold and the snow is higher than i can walk
  • George Barksdale · 1 year ago
    Probably would of got can for not breaking the law. The city I most would not like to get stuck in Cleveland OH.
  • judy brittle · 1 year ago
    I'd get canned for giving away all the other spy's secrets. The city I wouldn't want to get stuck in Detroit.mi.
  • Tammy Kennedy · 1 year ago
    Would have got canned because I could not be dishonest and disloyal to all people in any situation. I would not want to be stuck in the town my family grew up in, they have a population of 1800 people and don't even deliver the mail. My mother is 68 and has to walk about 1 mile one way to get mail out of her post office box because she does not drive.
  • Annie G · 1 year ago
    I'd be fired for having too much opinion and not being able to keep it to myself! I can think of dozens of cities I'd hate to be stuck - certainly Miami is one, but I'd say Houston would be the worst!
  • John Millheim · 1 year ago
    I would be fired for telling off the "man"
  • Steve · 1 year ago
    I would get canned because I drink too many Coors Lite and love women too much. I would want to be stuck in Colorado, close to the Coors Lite brewery. Heavan...and it aint in West Virginia
  • Samantha Pruitt · 1 year ago
    i would have gotten fired for stealing things out of the evidence room, like that big bag of weed or that bag full of hundreds, you know things like that.

    and they'd probably send me to a farm in upstate New York, and the place i was staying in wouldn't have any DSL only dial-up (which is worse than having no internet at all) and it would be hot as hell there.
  • Sylvia Porter · 1 year ago
    i'd probably get fired for trying to make everything more efficient instead of doing it by protocol.

    i'd get sent to Pennsylvania, where i grew up, i hated it there!
  • Sandra Dickens · 1 year ago
    I would probably be canned for not wanting to use violence.

    The city I would want to avoid is Juneau AK. I couldn't take the long, cold winters.
  • Kristen Hendricks · 1 year ago
    If I was a spy I would have gotten canned because I wouldn't have done a good enough job staying undercover. People would have known I was around unfortunately. The city I would least like to be stuck in for the rest of my life is Helena, Montana.
  • Ken · 1 year ago
    Yeah, if I was a spy I think I would have got canned. Watching this series makes me feel
    dumb because I wouldn't have thought things through like they do. Worst city for me would
    be in downtown New York, I would get killed and nobody would care or help. I would just
    be another unsolved mystery.

    Burn Notice is awesome!