DISQUS

Film School Rejects: 9 Ways To Survive a Michael Myers Attack

  • facebook-656501186 · 2 months ago
    Love it!
  • daviedave_47 · 2 months ago
    All very important lessons to take heed from. Thank you.
  • chille · 2 months ago
    Option A: Listen to KISS
    Option B: Get killed by Mike Myers.
    Think I'll go with Option B.
  • RobertFure · 2 months ago
    You must not understand the depths of KISS. You see, Ronnie, the love gun is his dick.
  • Sean Rawlinson · 2 months ago
    Stop watching Role Models man.
  • Colebear53 · 2 months ago
    Awesome column! Everyone seems to forget that H3 didn't even have michael myers in it! Ive gotten into heated arguments at dumb parties where people are like oh ive seen em all and hes definitely in that one! Clearly Im hanging around some dorks but i digress... The new halloween or H2-2, is a bloody disaster. Which isn't a bad thing. its meant to be that way. It is a straight descent into madness through the eyes of the Myers siblings and it is done marvelously by rob zombie. It looks awesome too. One complaint was all the grunting that Michael did while he was killing. WTF? Thats just silly.
  • Brent Bauman · 2 months ago
    not to correct you, but a "clip" as it pertains to a gun is really only for a few rounds to be directly loaded in to a firearm, ie a m1 garande which holds 8 rounds. in reference to a handgun, like a glock or a beretta, the device that hold the ammo is referred to a a "magazine".

    nice article though
  • Ron DiPrimio · 2 months ago
    Very comprehensive list...a must read for every horror movie fan.
  • justadude · 2 months ago
    Lol. So true. Nice!
  • snoogans · 2 months ago
    10. once you survive almost being bruttaly murdered by michael. get the hell away from the person he was after just in case he comes back for another shity sequel. 11. and if all else fails its easier to out run your friends than it is the bear, so with that said hit your friend with a blunt object in the knee, yell out some obscenitys like "michael likes little boys sexually" and run like hell.
  • michael myers mask · 1 month ago
    This Halloween we plan to dress up like him and scare neighborhood children! Happy Halloween!