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Film School Rejects: ‘Poltergeist’ Remake to Go Ahead

  • Kevin · 1 year ago
    Hollywood is also continuing Classic sequels. What's next? Remakes of sequels.

    Movie Fan: "But, I've seen the Empire Strikes Back already."

    Junior Movie Exec: "Not with Matt Damon as Luke Skywalker and Ben Affleck as Han Solo you haven't!"

    Movie Fan: "Nooooooooo! It's not possible!"

    Junior Movie Exec: "We're negotiating Jennifer Garner to play Princess Leia. We could also make her a man to up the pic's teenage girl appeal."