DISQUS

Film School Rejects: ‘G-Force’ Teaser Tests Our Ability to Comprehend Stupidity

  • AllyndDudnikov · 10 months ago
    Am I the only one who assumed this was the adaptation of the cartoon G-Force aka Gotchaman aka Battle of the planets?
  • CaptainReg0981 · 10 months ago
    When I first heard somewhere that Disney was releasing something like this I was like "...WTF?!! Disney is producing Gatchaman? I mean there's blood violence and male ambiguity villian in the cartoon..." But then I was like OH its a Gunea Pig flick oh ok its Garfield and Alvin and Chipmunks all over again.
  • Alericc · 10 months ago
    Damn it Adam I was so thinking this was Gotchaman and all excited. Talk about coitus interruptous.
  • Adam_Sweeney · 10 months ago
    You and me both, Alericc. I didn't mean to be such a tease.
  • Alericc · 10 months ago
    You dirty Ho Adam....lol
  • CaptainReg0981 · 10 months ago
    Who says he's not.
  • CaptainReg0981 · 10 months ago
    Adam, Maybe Agent Mooch should be called Agent Salmonella then Agent Blaster should be Agent Xzibit pimping rides and stealing parts in a mini junk-yard.
  • Adam_Sweeney · 10 months ago
    I think you're onto something here. Haha. I fully anticipate my cousin's kids falling in love with this movie and me shaking my head many times in response.
  • RobertFure · 10 months ago
    Wait, can the humans and the guinea pigs talk to each other? Because if they can actually speak to each other, that creates a pretty fucked up world, considering the humans are talking to them while millions of their brothers are enslaved in households and flies and bugs are killed by the billions and we're eating what are clearly advanced and sentient beings. DISNEY WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
  • CaptainReg0981 · 10 months ago
    Are you kidding? Just go down to Ecuador and see how much they love their guinea pigs...Rotisserie Style!!

    You should check out Andrew Zimmern of Travel Channel not all pets that we see here America or TV is cute. To others, its just bucket full of KFC weirdness with full sauce of bull testicles. Check this vid if you still curious how Ecuadorean roast this piggy up!! www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuXKGuxB9Zc
  • RobinRuinsky · 10 months ago
    Kids all across America are going to want a guinea pig.
    Then they'll expect the guinea pig to come with night vision goggles.
  • CaptainReg0981 · 10 months ago
    LMAO!!
  • TL_is_now_TJL · 10 months ago
    I hate you Jerry Bruckheimer.
  • jack2jack · 10 months ago
    Cheers!
  • ferreson · 10 months ago
    The funny thing is, regardless of how stupid it is, I have a suspicion that this movie will do really well.. sigh
  • jack2jack · 10 months ago
    I agree....I did not flock to see the dog movie and I'll be damned if I go and see this. It reminds me of what my hamster did in a corner of his habitrail..... poop. Don't give in to Disney's dumbing down to kids, again.
  • Jeremy_M · 10 months ago
    Considering that disney is traditionally a kids entertainment company I'm not surprised that they are doing movies like this. Not every movie should be the next Dark Knight.
    People should lighten up and take the movie for what it is. A fun movie FOR kids.
  • Tha_Chubbsta · 10 months ago
    True...but, I actually think this will be a good one for the entire family...not just the kiddies. Between that stacked voice cast and Jerry Bruckheimer's involvement...I'm sold. Looks like a fun time!!