DISQUS

Film School Rejects: ‘Dragonball: Evolution’ Looks Awesome For A Movie Made Ten Years Ago

  • Cody Spence · 11 months ago
    the effects do look fairly dated.
    but that being said, I don't think anything in this day and age that has live humans shooting shit out of their hands and doing weird ninja flips that are impossible can be taken seriously. look at the Covenant. who did that film do? what was it mostly composed of? weird projectiles and ridicules acrobatics.

    there's your answer.
    dragonball was destined to fail from the moment they decided to make it live action. learn from Voltron and Power Rangers...
  • CaptainReg0981 · 11 months ago
    I would say this is better than having Voltron as live action that, my friend will do suck if they do it in live action.
  • D Train · 11 months ago
    Good god that looked awful.
  • Chigger · 11 months ago
    Well, this movie could have been really cool, but the creators were too impatient to hold out and find a good company to make it. It looks horrible and too kiddish. I grew up watching DragonBall and always wanted a live action movie, but this just looks stupid.
    Besides, Goku wasn't some stupid white boy who didn't want to fulfill his destiny, he was an alien called a Saiyan who came to Earth and ended up fighting for it instead of taking it over. He loved fighting and never once complained and wussied out.
  • RobertFure · 11 months ago
    That Bulma chick is hot.
  • CaptainReg0981 · 11 months ago
    You know that Emmy Rosum of Phantom of the Opera (with Gerard Butler) and Day After Tomorrow (With Jake Gyllenhaal).
  • RobertFure · 11 months ago
    Two movies I couldn't manage to sit through, but maybe I'll glance at them again for her parts.
  • Alericc · 11 months ago
    it certainly doesn't make me want to go see it. But don't forget all the Dragonball Z fanatics that will want to see the cartoon come to life.
  • CaptainReg0981 · 11 months ago
    I'm a Dragonball, Dragonball Z, and Dragonball GT fanatic and I still want to see the movie. I sort of those follow the suit of the anime based on the trailer it does show the futuristic city and Goku's grandpa house and other locations they've shown but the matrix fighting style and the defying of gravity does make this movie a little bit 1999-2000 movie.
  • AkiraO · 11 months ago
    GOKU EMO!!!! I HATE YOU!!!!
  • Jud · 11 months ago
    Hilarious...its like a faux trailer you'd see on SNL. It might be worth checking because the trailer is pure comedy
  • Ashley Demma · 11 months ago
    I actually don't think it'll be heinous. It looks totally...average. On par with movies like "Mortal Kombat" or "Chronicles of Riddick". I'll probably wait for DVD, but I'd wanna see this.
  • Orion · 11 months ago
    Thats a very good point. Goku wouldn't be like "i can't do this... i'm not ready."
  • Orion · 11 months ago
    Is Chow-Yung Fat Master Roshi? Because the old guy at the end looks a hell of a lot more like Master Roshi, he's like a perfect fit. He even sounds like him.
  • astroblack · 11 months ago
    Terrible.

    Still going to see it.
  • Voltron · 11 months ago
    Seriously? So, so disappointed. All they had to do was follow the anime and/or the manga.
  • Leon · 7 months ago
    Even if they did follow the manga chances are it would end up being corny anyway.

    P.S. I heard that Akira Toriyama wanted to create something that couldn't be made into live action.. I think he succeeded...
  • Pat Flanagan · 11 months ago
    The Mortal Kombat comparison is pretty dead on. That's exactly what the trailer felt like to me.
  • leonkennedy · 11 months ago
    i think i just threw up
  • JayJayCAW · 11 months ago
    I guess I'm one of the few who actually think this movie will be good......its looks alot better then pretty much every live action adaptation that I've seen so far, but only way to find out for sure is to see the movie
  • wtf · 11 months ago
    Chow is slumming it again. This is Bulletproof Monk 2 only this time the white boy looks like he should be singing with Green Day. This looks like pure crap. I didn't know Dragons had balls, much less 7 of them.
  • AkiraO · 11 months ago
    GOKU EMO!!!!!! I HATE YOU!!!
  • John S. · 11 months ago
    This looks like it was made by the same people who made the Legend of Zelda trailer.

    Too bad this isn't an April Fool's joke.
  • Anonymous · 11 months ago
    The special effects do look cheesy. Sometimes I think I'm the only person on the face of the internet who never thought this film would be good in any way shape or form. I think we have a film with Casshern proportion failure.
  • Anon · 11 months ago
    I threw up a little in my mouth
  • Mr.Anderson · 11 months ago
    I couldn't have said it better myself. I feel your pain.
    I'm also seriously hating all the people who have actually SEEN dragonball or any episode thereof and STILL think of going to watch it.

    This movie should be boycotted just so we can prove we aren't some mindless idiots who can't see past the title of the movie and let Hollywood rape our childhoods.
  • Leon · 7 months ago
    Depends on how seriously you take it, as long as the manga and anime remain the same I could care less what they do with the film adaption. Hence on an unrelated topic.. Why I hate 4kids....
  • Twitch · 10 months ago
    im giving it a shot. I heard the budget was kinda low...seeing how Bulmas hair isnt blue. its neat that they used the "capsule" for the motocycle. Im willing to look past the graphics if the story is good and at least touches the original storyline. I just wish Krillin was in it...
  • Frosk · 10 months ago
    You know, there's nothing about this film that touches the storyline, so you might as well save some money for a better movie
  • dbzfan4life · 10 months ago
    all of you people that dont want to see the movie should stop wasting time talking bull shit about the movie i personally would love 2 see the movie
  • santi · 8 months ago
    i no rite fuckin pricks i cant wait
  • Anon · 8 months ago
    Fuck these stupid people. Dragonball may not be exactly according to the Anime, but fuck it, I have been waiting 10 years. So what if it's not perfect.
  • Leon · 7 months ago
    True, but what we have seen so far, you have to admit it could have been better.
  • This Critic · 10 months ago
    This movie totally fails on every aspect of the real DRAGON UNIVERSE. Master Roshi is also a PERV AND IS HISTERICAL. There is also no "CHOOSEN ONE" in DBZ. Whoever the director is or the scriptwriter is needs to shoot themselves in the face with a MINI MAC befor the ppl who helped fund this PIECE OF SHIT film do them favor of anally rapeing them with CAT FISHES AND DROWNING THEM IN A BUCKET OF CRUSHED SNAILS. THey also do not fight like that they are WAAAY FASTER THAN THAT. And like one guy said earlier her on the forum GOKU AIN A BITCH HE NEVER BACKS DOWN SO Y THE FUCK DO THEY HAVE HIM SAYIN HE CANT DO THIS??? THIS MOVIE IS AN F AND I HOPE MY TAX PAYER MONEY DIDNT GO INTO THIS SHITTY ASS FILM. AND GOKU ISNT SKINNY!!!
  • This Critic · 10 months ago
    This movie is not even following any part of the story line. Goku is an ALIEN (saiyan) that came to earth as a baby and grew up with his Gpa Gohan then as he got older he met a BLUE HAIRED (not black wita gay ass bule streak) Bulma who wanted to have his Dragonball. They then go on adventures looking for them (DRAGONBALLS) and befrieding ppl along the way such as krillin,yamcha,tien, and the pig and roshi and many others.
  • This Critic · 10 months ago
    The story line is COMPLETLY OFF they Fucked this movie up the ASS with a rusty nail. PICCOLO LOOKS NOTHING LIKE THAT THING THEY HAVE IN THAT MOVIE and since when does he have a HUMAN FRIEND and since when do the spaceships look like a FLYING DICK.
  • Jack storen · 10 months ago
    Thats not DBZ thats shit
  • joshua · 10 months ago
    looks retarded, they are going to destroy a great anime. I hate the actors/ actresses, story is abosultely effing retarded, graphics suck. sucks sucks sucks, it will be an abysmal failure
  • DMuff · 10 months ago
    Total Fail.
  • Dan · 10 months ago
    TOTAL WANK
  • pffft · 9 months ago
    well imo if you put yourself in a perspective which you haven't heard of dragon ball, this movie would probably.... still most defenitely suck. :D maybe i'll just download a copy of this movie instead just to make fun of it since clearly this movie isn't even worth renting. lol. :D EVIL!!!!
  • Gokusbloodyanus · 9 months ago
    Did they even research it or did someone say "Hey lets make a Dragonball movie!" to which someone replied "ok we have this crappy fastand furious/matrix hybrid scrript.how bout we just change a few names paste Dragonball on the front" to which they both exclaimed BRILLIANT! and sucked eache others jagons

    EPIC and COMPLETE FLUNK!
  • Leon · 7 months ago
    Lol, suck on my marklar.
  • Kakashi-Sama · 8 months ago
    you know i love DBZ... my friends and i would always talk about this movie comming out... now that i have actualy seen this trailer and reading what everyone has to say... you are all commpletly right... this movie looks like shit... im so so sad... and the way they made goku look in this movie...horrable... never the less me and my friends will see this when it comes out because we have waited so long... but if you ask me.. i say they throw this movie straight to DVD and try to make it again... try something with better computer work.. make it feel like DBZ... i use to get chills when i heard goku with his kame-ha-me-ha!! but when this poor white boy wanna be said it i felt like i was going to throw up... sigh... if they try to do that with naruto and its just as bad.. i will take a shot gun to my face.....
  • SSL5GOKU · 8 months ago
    ok i just watched this trailer again... whats with ..."we have to find the dragon balls befor the eclips and why does picollo look mentaly helarious... why is bulmas hair black... and kicken everyones ass... were is vegeta..... why no SUPER SAYIN!!! can i remake this movie into a masterpiece..??? why is the oldest guy on here not master roshi??? i hate life
  • hello · 8 months ago
    guys youre all wingers. i have the movie and it isnt half bad, just dont expect any memories like the cartoon. yes goku, bulma, chi chi, picollo and.... well all of the characters suck! except yamcha the guy playing him does a good job. and yes the graphics suck and the plot sucks but...... OK ITS SHIT!
  • Vegetafuckingrulz · 8 months ago
    dude fuck you y do u waste ur tyme talking shit about a movie is ur life tht shitty so just save every one the effort and go fuck your self
  • Goko40 · 8 months ago
    well its not going to be the best movie ever but at least its going to beat that eragon fiasco back in 2006. this movie will be a cinimatic masterpiece compared to that bull
  • DBz · 8 months ago
    I just finished watching the movie and to tell you the truth, its shit. I have been watching Dragon Ball for 15 years. Thats the only movie I love. BIG BIG Fan. But this movie sucks. Goku is not american white boy. NO! Goku isnt skinny. No! Goku loves to fight and not whimp out! Goku takes every chance at fighting. This movie really blows. I want to shoot the director so bad. He takes a good cartoon and make it hell. He needs to be killed.
  • lobi · 7 months ago
    this movie will be the main reason that justin will get bashed in my town (that and war of the worlds) we dont put up with emo idiots here.
  • anon · 7 months ago
    lol hated him in that movie too I hope he actually goes to your town as long as its far from here.
  • Super Saiyan · 7 months ago
    goku was my inspiration to try harder...this...that was not goku. the people who are bringing back the child hood heros really suck at it. Where is Brian Singer, Peter Jackson, or the guy who 300 and the Watchmen? Stop making this crap. I wouldn't even DVR this it looks so bad.
  • The Lord of Noobs · 5 months ago
    EFF - "EPIC FUCKING FAIL"