DISQUS

Film School Rejects: ‘Beer in Hell’ Trailer Will Date Rape You

  • Sean Finn · 3 months ago
    Calling it "How to Be a Douche and Alienate People" seems like it would be a more accurate title.
  • gary_p · 3 months ago
    The movie is worse than the trailer, if that's possible. If you don't believe me, take a look at the script:

    http://rapidshare.com/files/135879102/IHTSBIH.p...

    Just read the first scene, when the Tucker Max character screams "DON'T TAZE ME BRO" as a punch line. Yes, the script is really that retarded.
  • calgaryshottest · 3 months ago
    How was that the punchline? The whole scene revolves around Tucker getting caught by the cops, while screwing a hot deaf chick. I would say that's the punchline, and that's why it's funny.....
  • gary_p · 3 months ago
    Oh. I get it now. Very funny indeed. He's having sex with a deaf girl. Later in the movie he has sex with a midget. And in the last scene, he's hitting up on a blind girl.

    I suppose for a sequel Tucker will attempt to fornicate with an entire circus freak show, or try bestiality. That's the punch line then: Where can Tucker can insert his penis.
  • calgaryshottest · 3 months ago
    exactly bro, I'm so glad you got it!!! Probs not the whole circus but at least a couple of flame jugglers and a clown would be sick!!
  • zerosum0101 · 3 months ago
    I really think this movie looks boring. Maybe I wasn't following the trailer here but the main story line is they go to an expensive strip club and shit happens? I wouldn't mind watching a TV show based on a character like this but turning it into a single story about debauchery just comes off as extremely tired and lame.
  • justadude · 3 months ago
    Sigh... It date raped you and then you tricked me into letting it in to my house. I should punch you in the face. 2:23 of a bad lay that I never want back. Why did you post this?
  • JDV · 3 months ago
    Have any of you read the book? It was sporadically funny and mostly offensive (which can be sporadically funny).

    This movie? It looks like shit. Boring, poorly acted shit. Just from the trailer I recalled utterances of similar phrases from the book and I'm not convinced the leads can pull it off.
  • BlackManJew · 3 months ago
    Have to say I like the book.. but my black @ss is not impressed with this trailer. This movie looks like one of those made for dvd American Pie spinoffs...
  • Vic Holtreman · 3 months ago
    What the hell is the point of this movie? It looks like it's TRYING to be a comedy and failing.

    Pass.
  • Joshua Bowman · 3 months ago
    You guys are out of your mind. I know not everyone's gonna dig the self-involved prick that the main character is, but you all know this is the GREENBAND trailer of an R-RATED movie right? There's more jokes that just can't be shown. I read the leaked screenplay (which was back in it's like 8th or 9th draft) and it very funny, despite making you want to hate Tucker and everything he stood for as a law student.

    I guess I'm saying, wait for the redband, if you still think it looks like diarrhea, fair enough.
  • Zoe · 3 months ago
    I love the book, it's hilarious. The trailer really put me off, the Tucker guy looks like he's a bad actor. Might just be because he's so different to how I imagined in the book. He looks a bit metro and wimpy. I remember Tucker being amazed at what a good Tucker he was in casting, so gonna trust his judgement on this actor. The other actors seem great though.

    I'm going to see it anyway, even if it's half as good as the book, it'll be awesome.
  • mwrr26 · 3 months ago
    This trailer missed the bullseye by a long shot.
  • mwrr26 · 3 months ago
    try again